The Groaning Hippo

is creating stuff that is arguably stupid

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I am a random internet introvert who likes doing "questionable" things like getting 50k in Polytopia to making a bad knock-off in Scratch. I'm just warning you, there might be a garbage fire or two that comes out.
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I am a random internet introvert who likes doing "questionable" things like getting 50k in Polytopia to making a bad knock-off in Scratch. I'm just warning you, there might be a garbage fire or two that comes out.

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A big chicken

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Some snowy chicken

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Squid
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A mutated and deformed sea chicken

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Zebra
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A basic kicky chicken

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Gorrila
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A throwy zeeb

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Bear
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A scratchy gorb

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Falcon
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A swipey flying thing

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Eagle
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The true swipey stealey thing

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Hippo
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The big bite thing

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Big Hippo
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The bigger bite thing

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Biggest Hippo
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Bite bigger than a universe

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