Ted Delorme

@ThatDarnTed

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Actor, Comedian, Improviser, Storyteller, Audiobook Recorder, Cartoonist, Nerd

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June 2015 Patreon supported
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Vim & Vigor - home demo
July 7, 2015 16:13:21
Vim and Vigor - Home Demo by Carsie Blanton
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https://soundcloud.com/carsieblanton/vim-and-vigor-home-demo
A feverish feminist fantasy, in which I run the world and eat men for breakfast. Lyric: I know I got a dirty mind it's in the gutter all the time I don't believe that it's a crime I consider it a s...
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Vim & Vigor - home demo

Hey hey patrons! Here's another new song for your consideration. A few fun facts:

1) I keep a list of my favorite words in the back of my notebook, for future usage in songs. This one contains five: vim, vigor, vinegar, doxy and moxie.  

2) I started working on this song in reaction to the soft-serve feminism that has been trending in pop culture for the past year or two. I love Beyonce, Meghan Trainor and the others; this isn't to speak ill of them (wouldn't dream of it!), but of the surrounding culture that deems them feminist revolutionaries. Most of these so-called feminist pop songs suffer from the same few fatal flaws: they are still pandering to the male gaze, obsessively commenting on how attractive their bodies look, and fixated on "catching a man". 

This song is an experiment in actual feminist pop. 


3) I finished it the other night, inspired by the movie Magic Mike XXL. Believe me, I'm as surprised as you are. 

Turns out I totally loved it: it's a shiny, feverish, alternate-universe sex fantasy, like a lot of movies, but this one is a female sex fantasy. All the men are hard-bodied and muffin-hearted, and live to serve all the women (who come in a variety of body types and personalities). 

I left the theater feeling giddy, and thinking, "why does it feel so revolutionary to see a female sex fantasy enacted on screen? Have I actually never seen that before?" That thought prompted me to write the second verse of this song (which had been languishing in the back of my head, half-finished, for months).


Just wait for the music video.

Love and moxie,


Carsie


Carsie Blanton

July 7, 2015 16:13:21

Amy O'Leary LOVELOVELOVELOVE

July 7, 2015 21:40:56 · Reply

Amy O'Leary Have you stopped posting these on Facebook? It seemed like they were getting you new patrons.

July 7, 2015 21:42:12 · Reply

Carsie Blanton Yeah but only because Facebook is trying to destroy me with slow psychological torture. Working on a better plan.

July 7, 2015 23:05:55 · Reply

Amy O'Leary Oh I should have guessed.

July 8, 2015 01:31:42 · Reply

Egypt English Your music is inspiring! It really get my creative juices following Cassie. Lolz, I love this song. It reminds me of my late great theatre teacher, who always said do everything with Great Vim and Vigor!

August 6, 2015 15:38:55 · Reply

Birthday Blog
July 21, 2015 15:05:12
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Birthday Blog

I turn thirty tomorrow! Here are six things I thought about a lot in my twenties, and which I hope I can now put to bed:


http://blog.carsieblanton.com/post/124664474789/six-things-i-hope-i-learned-in-my-twenties


If you'd like to get me a birthday present, please consider donating $30 to one of the below organizations:

Race Forward​ (advancing racial justice through research, media and practice since 1981): https://www.raceforward.org/


Kiva​ (sustainably alleviating poverty through international micro-lending): http://www.kiva.org/about


The Roots of Music​ (empowering the youth of New Orleans through music education, academic support, and mentorship): http://therootsofmusic.org/


I'm wrapping up this decade feeling grateful and blessed. Thank you infinitely for your love and support!


Giddily yours,


Carsie

Carsie Blanton

July 21, 2015 15:05:12

Sarah Demeestere Happiest of birthdays to you!! I know other great people born on this day :)

July 24, 2015 01:11:09 · Reply

Saleh happy birthday :)

July 25, 2015 18:29:12 · Reply

Darko Happy B-day man! Don't be scared, 30s are actually quite fun :)

July 26, 2015 14:32:54 · Reply

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Perfect Song #7: My Heart Hurts
August 4, 2015 16:16:04
My Heart Hurts - Nick Lowe Cover by Carsie Blanton
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https://soundcloud.com/carsieblanton/my-heart-hurts-nick-lowe-cover
Yours truly singing a number by Nick Lowe, songwriter extraordinaire.
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Perfect Song #7: My Heart Hurts

You may ask yourself, 'Gee, when will Carsie get over the songwriting genius of Nick Lowe, and start listening to someone else?' The answer is: not yet. 


The dude is a heavyweight, that rare lyricist with guts and an ear for melody, of Paul Simon or Carole King caliber, but weirdly unsung here in the states. I feel it is my civic duty to study and share his work with the utmost dedication.

Also, I only got turned on to Nick a couple years ago (thanks to Milton, who I may never be able to repay), and he has a huge catalog. It's taking me a while to catch up.

This song is from Nick's 1982 album 'Nick the Knife', which I recommend HIGHLY. Here are a few of the things that make it perfect, in my humble opinion:

1) Catchy and somehow fresh-sounding earworm of a chord progression, made of the most oft-used chords known to man (1, 4, and 5 (in this case, C, F and G)).


2) Heartbreaking lyrics paired with uptempo, poptastic melody; leaving the listener feeling giddy but full of a strange and incongruous sorrow.

3) Weird time signature that you wouldn't even notice if I hadn't just told you about it.


4) Lyrics that give you the one-two punch of being adorable and fun to hear, while tackling a confusing and emotionally complex topic. 


The topic, in this case (according to me): what it's like to be a sensitive, marshmallow-hearted person who can't help but fall in love (and/or in lust) constantly, heartbreak be damned. 


I have no idea what that's like, of course, but here's my take on it anyway.

Yours in heartbreak,


Carsie

Carsie Blanton

August 4, 2015 16:16:04

Ravenous! Studio demo
August 14, 2015 20:32:53
Ravenous - Studio demo by Carsie Blanton
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https://soundcloud.com/carsieblanton/ravenous-studio-demo/s-eJouq
Because sex is awesome and if you don't like it you don't have to have any.
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Ravenous! Studio demo

As I might've mentioned, I made some demos in May with the inimitable Pete Donnelly (who produced Buoy), the infamous Joe Plowman (bassist extraordinaire), and the irrepressible Fred Berman (drummer from Amos Lee etc). I've been doling them out once a month, secretly and with a sense of mischief, here on Patreon and nowheres else. This is the fourth (of six), and I'm aiming to release the final one next month, soon afterwhich I'll be dug deep into the making of the actual album.


This song, Ravenous, is an anthem for the libertines, adventurers, and thoughtful hedonists. Please enjoy it in its raw basementy rock and roll glory.


I'm posting from Homer, Alaska, where I'm visiting with far-flung family. I've seen orca whales, sea otters, bald eagles and puffins - not to mention the glaciers and the bay, which are turquoise and purple and vast and gorgeous. The beauty is mindboggling. I'll send y'all a postcard.


Hedonistically yours,


Carsie

Carsie Blanton

August 14, 2015 20:32:53

Ruth Stuart Love it!

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Tommy J. Diaz-Millan You're welcome.

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Hot Night - Studio Demo
September 14, 2015 13:32:34
Hot Night - Studio Demo by Carsie Blanton
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https://soundcloud.com/carsieblanton/hot-night-studio-demo/s-hPfAr
Ain't nobody gonna give it to ya!
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Hot Night - Studio Demo

Greetings from beautiful Wilmington, NC, where I'm taking a little beachside work-cation in the middle of my tour!


Besides touring, I've been getting my ducks in a row for the new album. We will be in the studio in January, which means I need to come up with a pile of money to fund the dang thing. Thus, I'm about to start running another Kickstarter, starting on October 6th!


I have a special request for you, my darling patrons. I've decided I won't be posting any "paid" work here on Patreon for the month of October; instead, I'll ask you to pledge your monthly patronage to my Kickstarter project. I'll send a reminder on the day the Kickstarter begins (October 6th). 


I'm also looking for HELP DESIGNING, PROMOTING, AND RUNNING my Kickstarter. If you'd be willing to help (with reward ideas, promoting the project online, or by becoming a major donor), SEND ME AN EMAIL at [email protected] Put "hell yes I'll help!" in the subject line, and INCLUDE YOUR PHONE NUMBER. 


I will personally call you next week to discuss!!


Attached, you'll find the last of the 'studio demos' we made back in May, 'Hot Night'. Very excited about this song! Remember, studio demos are but a step on the long road from song-conception to album-birth; a guiding light to shine into our brains when the hours get long and confusing.


Thanks, as always, for everything.


Playfully yours,


Carsie


PS. The image you see in the magic window is MY NEW TATTOO! And you are the first, in all of internet-land, to see it. The work is By David Hale (as always). It's a river otter named Puck, who will be accompanying me into the studio (and everywhere, til I get dead or armless) to remind me to stay playful. Ain't nobody gonna live it for ya, he says.

Carsie Blanton

September 14, 2015 13:32:34

Graham It feels so Paul Simon-y I love it.

September 23, 2015 21:30:34 · Reply

Björn Nonhoff Great song ... thx

September 26, 2015 18:46:44 · Reply

Artist Kartavaya Olya Beautiful song!

September 27, 2015 19:32:24 · Reply

Raining
September 27, 2015 19:48:02
Raining - Nick Lowe Cover by Carsie Blanton
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https://soundcloud.com/carsieblanton/raining-nick-lowe-cover
A rainy song for a rainy day.
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Raining

Ok guys, just ONE MORE Nick Lowe cover, for this rainy afternoon in New Orleans.

This will be my last paid post for a while! Next month I won't be posting anything paid here on Patreon, I'll be asking you to pledge to my Kickstarter campaign instead (starts October 6th!).

THANK YOU for all of your love and support, by the way. I'm reading Elizabeth Gilbert's new book, BIG MAGIC: Creative Living Beyond Fear. It's excellent, and it's reminding me what an absolutely blessed and magical life I'm leading, here in the watermelon, surrounded by guitars, making whatever I fancy to make, on this sweet rainy day.

Rainy, watermelony love to you and all your people.


Carsie


Carsie Blanton

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