Lewis Lopez

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@PeacefulPagoda

About

I am an author of dubious worth.
I also make videos, music, and other weird stuff.
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November 2014 Patreon supported
December 1, 2014 07:59:00
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Wordplay

December 1, 2014 07:59:00

And I listened to the muse for a moment!
December 8, 2014 05:43:25
Plaintext Storybook Romance
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If you've ever been in love with a fictional person, it's a lot like how it was in the early days of online dating. What you really had were words, sometimes a small photograph, and just your imagi...
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And I listened to the muse for a moment!

Well I was going to clean the closet, but I didn't. I put the drink on the desk, walked back, got confused, forgot what I was doing, walked to the closet again, found the thing I had thought of: Using a cologne, and spraying my pillows. Originally it was an aromatherapy bedsheet spray that my sister bought one time, supposedly "de-stressing." We stayed with my grandparents and she sprayed it on the pillows there when we would visit and share a bed that summer. We giggled for the same reason: it smelled a bit like cologne. More importantly, it smelled wonderful. I was in love with someone at the time, all 14 years of me enamored with this far-away text person. I laid my head down and thought of him. And he smelled just like that. Just like this cologne, like the smile on my face that whole summer, like the first time reading Goblet of Fire and tucking myself into rooms hiding away while Harry blasted through the Triwizard Tournament. yeah, that was a fuckin' great summer.

Nika Harper

December 8, 2014 05:43:25

Daniel R Harlow “What’s a mummer to mock?” “There’s still time on the clock-“ “How should we gain some more loot?” “With one line or two?” “Just give ‘em a few.” “Quick there’s still coin in his boot!” “Oh don’t be so coy-“ “Excite or annoy?” “This one should laugh ‘em all stiff.” “Just shove ‘em a nudge-“ “Director don’t judge.” “My pleasure to give ‘em a whiff!” -Dan Harlow ;-P

December 8, 2014 21:24:28 · Reply

The Flight Before Christmas
December 18, 2014 01:38:24
The Flight Before Christmas
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The tarmac looks like Christmas lights If I squint hard enough Or have been there long enough to notice. Which I have. They haven't asked me about my check for two hours And I won't need it for ano...
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The Flight Before Christmas

I needed something to do in the airport, I'd been delayed five hours already. I had a laptop and books and all manner of rad things. I really wanted to write. I LOVE writing in airports. It sucked though, by the time I tried, a loud German guy behind me was talking so forcefully you'd think the whole restaurant had to hear him. Somehow I wrote through it, and I really like this. This is my second paid creation for the month, though I have a few more things to upload and share. You'll see some soon!

Nika Harper

December 18, 2014 01:38:24

Daniel R Harlow Thanks for the effort. Unfortunately, I gotta cut you off. I know, you're torn. It's not you, it's me. No more income, (again) means I can't afford to help you financially anymore. But I enjoyed doing what I could to help you have a little easier of a life. I'll wait until this next draw before I close it out. Thanks for letting me contribute and show my appreciation. Feliz Navidad.

December 22, 2014 07:22:48 · Reply

Daniel R Harlow Here. Maybe you'll like this. http://danharlow.tumblr.com/post/106376787206/shattered-diamonds

December 28, 2014 03:55:30 · Reply

Daniel R Harlow Sorry kiddo, was gonna wait for the next draw but I'm outa cash. Happy New Year and good luck in your quest of reading, writing, and spreading fun in literacy to the four corners. Writing is beautiful.

January 1, 2015 03:28:13 · Reply

Brubeck Ranch
January 15, 2015 09:22:48
Brubeck Ranch
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"Dave.""Yes, Dad?"I was supposed to be attentive, but I was whittling at a piece of wood and I felt in the mood for it. When he called, I should have responded immediately, but ...
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Brubeck Ranch

It's raw. It's a story I saw in a documentary and it made me cry tonight, just as it made him cry as he told it. THe first time we learn of injustice and cruelty, it is a harrowing thing. I had to write, and I hope I did it justice.

Nika Harper

January 15, 2015 09:22:48

James Nealon That was so raw and pure in form. You set the mood with every stride his father took and the end, so abrupt, so perfectly short and still. Bravo

January 15, 2015 15:47:38 · Reply

Matthew Karwatsky Meow

January 15, 2015 22:26:12 · Reply

Rin Revell Wow, that left me with tears in my eyes. So honest, just sort of laid out like the truth. Beautifully done.

February 11, 2015 22:48:13 · Reply

TWINE!
January 22, 2015 07:13:03
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The shower is steamy\nThe water is torrential\nYou smell like an old injury\n\n...And you like it that way.\nThe water trickling down your raw skin feels like lava. Just another reminder of what yo...
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TWINE!

The link looks all wonky but this is the Twine game I've worked on for ages. I knew it wouldn't take long to do, but it... took me this long to finish it. I wanna change all the markup, I wanna change so much about it! But for right now, well, I'm just happy. It's a poetry sort of story, and you get to pick it. Let me know if you like it. 'Cause I do!

Nika Harper

January 22, 2015 07:13:03

James Nealon This. Is. Fantastic. Seriously, just superb in every way.

January 22, 2015 17:09:52 · Reply

Nick It took me a while to understand what was going on but now I do. I've discovered something new and it was great, thank you! =o)

January 22, 2015 19:02:16 · Reply

Eric Howell Excellent work!

February 1, 2015 22:33:51 · Reply

Elegy for a Dead World videos
February 17, 2015 23:52:46
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February 17, 2015 23:52:46

Lewis Lopez It was really nice to see the process behind the writing. Don't worry about being quiet, it's to be expected. The Q&A bits were awesome for their own merit. Glad to see you better.

February 23, 2015 21:33:12 · Reply

Sempronia of the Sands
March 23, 2015 19:24:49
Sempronia of the Sands
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She was a sandspeaker, a mystic one who kept stories in her every finger and released them if asked. He saw her fingernails made of pearl and ruby and dust and rot. He asked to buy a story.She did ...
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Sempronia of the Sands

Whoa man this one has been hanging out for a while. I was staying with my friends Scott and Alissa, helping myself to their bourbon and attempting to woo the distinctly British cat, all the while writing and reading stuff. After reading like SO MUCH SANDMAN and painting my fingernails with Alissa's burgeoning collection of polish, I thought there was a story in them. More than that, there was a character who had fingernails with stories in them. The name Sempronia is one I found on a freakin' old tombstone in a Maryland cemetery. I have pictures. So it made sense that Sempronia is the sand witch. THis is a more sensual re-telling of one of my favorite myths, Pygmalion and Galatea. I've always wanted to get it right. After re-reading months later, I think I did a solid job of it. <3 http://nikaharper.tumblr.com/post/114425347960/sempronia-of-the-sands

Nika Harper

March 23, 2015 19:24:49

Lewis Lopez God damn. Yes. I just want more. Please give me more of Sempronia's weavings. I feel like this piece is the opening of another short story collection. Maybe we are the ear and we hear each tale. I dunno, wishful thinking.

March 23, 2015 22:08:47 · Reply

Rin Revell I love the idea, and I would loooove to have that book to read and re-read forever, Nika!

March 26, 2015 19:18:50 · Reply

Where is Scandinavia?
March 25, 2015 14:49:32
Where is Scandinavia?
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March 25, 2015 14:49:32

John Jackson where do I submit my address for Tesla delivery?

March 26, 2015 01:35:57 · Reply

Paul Harker Great episode!

March 27, 2015 14:06:05 · Reply

Jackninja5 Brilliant video :D

April 18, 2015 14:30:34 · Reply

"Bricks"
March 27, 2015 20:56:12
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March 27, 2015 20:56:12

You. Ain't.
April 14, 2015 09:20:51
You Ain't.
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Two years ago, you’d have had a difficult time offending me.I read every YouTube comment, I went through all the Facebook messages. I openly talked and tweeted and saw the things that people didn’t...
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You. Ain't.

....Hello my friends. I didn't expect to talk this much. I have a weird and unfortunate story that I haven't posted yet, and I will. That will be soon. I love it. It's ugly nd I love ugly things, especially writing concepts. I guess I started talking a lot tonight. I got angry at my friend and... well, this happened. I cut out a good chunk of my experience. Maybe that will go in that Community book I'm making, probably it will, but for right now, I essentially released chapter five. About your looks, who YOU are, about the visual part of you ain't you. It is, but it don't have to be. You are so much more than that. I talked a little about my experience, and I intend to make a book about it. The stuff I cut? too juicy. Too real. I have a business mind, I know what works on Twitter and what I wanted to say. I wanna say I HAVE ALSO BEEN VULNERABLE. I have been scared. And you ain't the you that people see in a fucking photo. So rock this. Please share it. It's full of me, it's full of bullshit maybe. But hey, I'm a tomboy who became a pinup. Share it if you dig it. http://nikaharper.tumblr.com/post/116370537455/you-aint Have a good time. Love yourself. That's what matters, Unless you're an asshole, but don't worry you'll be told if you are soon enough.

Nika Harper

April 14, 2015 09:20:51

Kevin Sean Mahoney You were always a pin-up NH, the world just needed better vision. We're closer to 20/20 now. Thank you.

April 14, 2015 09:28:55 · Reply

Kristian Fischer I really liked this. It's brutal without being mean, open and honest rather than fake. Well done, Nika.

April 15, 2015 00:26:27 · Reply

Ask.Fm and what it is to be inspired.
April 22, 2015 06:35:10
So, I’m writing a novel. I want t...
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So, I’m writing a novel. I want to make sure I represent the women well. Advice?‎-- Chris Ross on Ask.FmTricky.Going to give some open-ended advice- Think of them as people instead of women foremos...
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Ask.Fm and what it is to be inspired.

I've traveled and I learned that most places are the same. It might SEEM different, it might be something a bit unique or have special experiences, or weather or unusual laws. Bit a city is a city is a city. And I do love cities. So I am happy here. But I expected, thought, hoped, and PLANNED that when I came to New Orleans, I'd be so inspired that I'd just write my ass off. oddly, this is not to be. I am on Day 3 of my writing vacation and I have yet to write a damn thing. This terrifies me. I put aside time, and money, to focus on capturing what this city means to me... and strangely all I can think is how much I'd rather be walking around in it. BUT NO, I say to myself, I WILL WORK! I WILL BE INSPIRED BY DAY, WRITING BY NIGHT! ....I think I spent the last 2 nights upset that I just haven't cared to work at all. Wishing I could be out there in the world. Not feeling empowered at all. This isn't just a case of writers block, it's a case of I Don't Want To. And I've challenged myself, saying "I can absoluitely do this." But something is really off right now. I planned a trip to do nothing but write, and on day 3, still less than 200 words in the document. I really just can't give a shit. You want to know what I HAVE done? Spent 4 hours answering questions and ranting off about, well, anything on my new Ask.Fm. http://ask.fm/NikaHarper Made friends with... I don't know. Pirates and bartenders and locals and anyone. I haven't spent more than 10 hours outside the room in these past few days, and yet every time I do, I find that the RIGHT people like me. Innkeepers and cats and valets and local tour guides, whose tours I DIDN'T EVEN TAKE. I've traded respectful nods with pimps and laughed with liquor store attendants at the lack of vermouth. And I haven't been able to write about any of it. I've never had this problem on a "writing vacation" before. I've always written, always wanted to stay where I was and just keep going. But this time, it's not like that at all. How strange... how... how unique. New Orleans is a city like any city, but then, I've never met so many people I want to be friends with than here. So many people who I feel are 'speaking my language' from the pimps to the hotel attendants to the locals who roll their eyes at the feisty tourists. We share that same smile, like, how's your day goin'? I see you. We've all been there, and we're all HERE. I think I can't sleep well and can't write well because, honestly, I think this city wants me to be in it. I've never felt so craved. So why is this a paid post? I tried to drop some real honesty and knowledge on that Q&A site, I was happy with what I made. And I had bad dreams about wanting to perform for you, about letting myself down staring at the ceiling begging for something to happen when it just... didn't. And begging isn't how creativity happens. Nor orgasms. These things just happen, blossom. Trying too hard, thinking too hard, kills it. Yes, I just said creativity is like an orgasm. Know yourself well enough and it will come. Haha, "come." I had a dream where my long-dead dad told me "Don't worry about writing." And he handed me some money. Then some more. Soon I had fifty thousand dollars in my hand and I just dropped it on a desk. "Don't worry about writing." And I told him, don't think you know fucking anything about what I do. And I held all this money in my hands and thought, I'm going to write anyway. I don't have to, I don't have to do it FOR THE MONEY maybe, but that's not why I do it. This isn't my job. Just.... right now, it is. I'm going to make as many stories and words and writings as I can. I don't care how much money I have in my hands. You can't pay off my passions. You can't buy me out of the things I love. Now I don't have 50k in weird bills, and I don't even have a father, but what I do have is the passion to create and make something beautiful, or ugly, or interesting or... real. To make something. I will never stop "making." When I've looked back in any instance of my life, writing was always there. Like this invisible presence. I was ALWAYS writing, whether I took it seriously or not. So why did I charge for this post? Because tomorrow I might walk around this city that has been whispering to me. And I might make new friends or see new things or... god knows what. But I know that I am not my best person, and I am not a good writer, when I am worried. I am taking all this stress off myself in order to see what I SHOULD be creating instead of worrying that I'm disappointing myself by not being able. I answered a lot of questions, but this is one I think is really strong. How to write women... http://nikaharper.tumblr.com/post/117066249820/so-im-writing-a-novel-i-want-to-make-sure-i I'll be damned if I don't post some new wonderful thing by the end of this month. This is an advance to lighten the load on my shoulders. Thanks.

Nika Harper

April 22, 2015 06:35:10

Jonathan Clements Enjoy the city, the words will arrive when they want to, I look forward to when they get here. Also, I think this post counts as a good & inspiring piece of writing...makes me want to pick up a pen again (not to mention visit New Orleans). Enjoy the rest of your holiday.

April 22, 2015 07:20:18 · Reply

Kristian Fischer I hope this post will help to release the pressure for you so you can do some work. Sounds like you're so innundated with what NOLA has thrown at you that it's all clogging up the creative pipe. Even when life doesn't conform to your plans, it's still okay to give yourself a break. That's hard to do, but if you pull it off, the rest will start flowing again. I'll echo what Simon said about not being a Patron because I expect something valuable from you on a regular basis. If I just wanted to read your stuff, you put a lot of it out for free anyway (and thank you for that, by the way). No, I'm here because you're worth my time and what money I have to throw at you. You're endlessly open and honest, and that's SO FUCKING REFRESHING on the Internet of 2015. A Real Human Being, as the song said. Thanks, Nika. Sincerely.

April 22, 2015 08:56:07 · Reply

Lewis Lopez Happy to help in any way I can :)

April 23, 2015 08:52:48 · Reply

Las Vegas isn't Las Vegas
April 30, 2015 21:13:42
Las Vegas isn't Las Vegas
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You aren't visiting the place you think you are.
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May 1, 2015 08:53:40 · Reply

Joseph Letourneau Interesting. I spent almost my entire time working in Paradise. Favorite place to eat was: Bonito Michoacan Mexican Restaurant. Really good food off of the strip.

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Nickel-and-Dime Man
May 2, 2015 07:05:39
Nickel-and-Dime Man
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They’d call me Rubberface if they called me anything at all.Which they don’t.They don’t know me. They can’t know me. They only know what their eyes tell ‘em, and eyes are lies. If I ever needed pro...
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Nickel-and-Dime Man

http://nikaharper.tumblr.com/post/117920071245/nickel-and-dime-man I'm happy with this, or I've had my first cocktail in 4 days of sickness and it has made me inordinately happy with my work. As I'm still not feeling too great (yeah yeah, I shouldn't be drinkin' when I got a cold etc etc) (but the grapefruit juice is vitamin C so like...?) I've been messing around on Netflix and playing games. Mostly Ultima Online, mostly... well, I spent all yesterday watching Twin Peaks. Which I stopped watching today because like. I just. I mean. I guess it just didn't do it for me and I GAVE IT A HELL OF A CHANCE. SEASON TWO IS LIKE 19 EPISODES LONG. Like no. So today I went, you know, let's try the Twilight Zone, let's get into it and oh my god it is so super my thing I can't even explain to you. I've written... this is the FOURTH short story tonight? The others I'm more wary of, but I felt confident to post this one. (Blame the tequila.) Anyway I like it, and if you have Netflix or Twilight Zone episodes at the ready, check out The Four of Us Are Dying. Because it is pretty damn cool. So far, the only story I didn't twist around too much. I liked it as it was, so I just made a prequel. That's what this is. Hope you like it.

Nika Harper

May 2, 2015 07:05:39

Kristian Fischer Man, I haven't watched Twilight Zone in YONKS. I should rectify that.

May 2, 2015 18:04:35 · Reply

Drawing My Life.
May 23, 2015 10:51:52
Draw My Life. Nika Harper, a story, and a recording problem.
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It only recorded the top 60% of the screen. Imagine the rest, because I can't recreate this. I tested and tested and... wlel, this is what we get. It's apt. Draw My Life, here's a bit of it, and it...
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Drawing My Life.

I have other stories to post, but for some reason I've been nervous to share them. I know they're good, but... Well reality is hard to grasp right now. A lovely lady PushingUpRises said she was doing a DrawMyLife. I got a new SurfacePro3, which replaces all of my tablets and laptops and everything, thank god it was hard to travel with them. And I said, eff it. Let's make a video. I tested, I tested, I tested, And it fucked up anyway. But I couldn't remake what was said or seen, even the parts that you couldn't see in the 40% of screen that was lost. Sorry that some things happened offscreen but. Also. I dunno, this felt right. I made a thing, a really harrowing memory I've had. I wanted to share it, I've wanted to share it for a while. And my inept drawing skills only add to it, as does the broken frames. I hope you all enjoy... or don't. I enjoy it. I've watched it 5 times already and cried every time. The sniffles are real, the explanation unrehearsed. I'm giving my heart to a video, and of course... it broke. So enjoy the parts of it that exist anyway. Thanks

Nika Harper

May 23, 2015 10:51:52

Eric Howell Thank you for sharing, Nika. This is very moving and it had me reevaluate some of the choices I've made in life. Some minor, some major. The mess of "What-ifs" can get out of control, but if we just become aware of the possible wrongdoing we've committed rather than fully immersing ourselves into each infinitesimal possibility, the mess becomes more manageable. It is a very mature step to take the past from different perspectives, because then we learn how to shape our futures into something better and more beautiful. I'm sorry about your dad, NIka. You're a beautiful person with an amazing talent for words. Thanks again for sharing.

May 23, 2015 17:29:57 · Reply

Lewis Lopez One of the things that I admire most about you is how open, honest, and unabashed you are in your writing, even when it hurts. And this one clearly did. But it made for a truly meaningful story, and one that a lot of people could relate to. We all have issues and fucked up shit that we slog through. The change in perspective towards the end of this piece helped to cement that. Lookin at the back of your two heads. Just damn. This was a really, really good piece of writing, Nika.

May 23, 2015 21:42:29 · Reply

William Raillon Thanks for this beautiful experiment, Nika. I haven't read or heard you in a while and I had nearly forgotten how good and moving a storyteller you are. Your drawing is charmingly simple and surprisingly powerful. Maybe even more so than a regular video. The missing 40% of screen illustrate my theory that in a short story, what is there and what it evokes matter more than what is unavoidably missing.

June 7, 2015 17:33:40 · Reply

"I'm Too Old For You"
June 3, 2015 19:15:25
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"I'm Too Old For You"

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New storrrryyyy!Well, for me, one I've been sitting on for a while, based on a Twilight Zone episode. When I have time again, I'm going to watch way more episodes because I swear it's creative brain candy. 
Hope you enjoy it!

Nika Harper

June 3, 2015 19:15:25

Kristian Fischer You never realize how much an hour of uncontrollable sobbing hurts your face until you've done it. Lucia felt like a spear driven into my heart. The name was different, but the person was exactly the same. Mine. The absolute, uncontested love of my life. Lost and gone forever. My "Lucia" never got the chance to be an old woman in a curtained bed. I say I read the story, but what happened was that I read 1/4 of it, then had to close my browser and go sit in my easy chair and empty a box of Kleenex. One of the big boxes, too. While I was still taking anti-depressants I never cried like this. The pills clamped down on the pain, shoved it violently away. This? This was a torrent. A Tsunami. You can't even SPELL how badly it hurt. I feel viciously beaten. Like one big bruise. I did the beating myself, absolutely. I have hard fists. Nika , elsewhere, you echoed Neil Gaiman's thought that fiction shouldn't be safe, and that if you affected your reader in any way then you'd done your job as a storyteller. I could see the theoretical correctness in your argument, but God, this wasn't what I expected out of this story.

June 4, 2015 08:58:21 · Reply

Y'ever wanted to remember and forget?
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June 15, 2015 13:42:59

New Video: Why the UK Election Results are the Worst in History
June 16, 2015 17:01:04
Why the UK Election Results are the Worst in History.
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New Video: Why the UK Election Results are the Worst in History

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June 16, 2015 17:01:04

Chris N And I thought the US was the only one with FPTP. TIL. From a .usian: I'm sorry, folks in the UK. I know what it's like.

June 16, 2015 17:37:26 · Reply

Brenden Bourne It's actually far worse here in the UK, because over here there are 6 parties that now consistently get significant numbers of votes. In the US FPTP somewhat still works, because for the most part there are still only 2 parties that get the vast, vast majority of votes. The most significant problems with the US election system is gerrymandering (for Congress) and the Electoral College (for President).

June 17, 2015 14:14:12 · Reply

Chris N Three times as much choice, major political parties that are actually differentiable. I'm not seeing how it's worse; did I miss something?

June 17, 2015 14:33:58 · Reply

Brenden Bourne Choice means nothing when the system is FPTP and gives the seat to whichever candidate gets the plurality, which is almost never also the majority when you've got more than two or three candidates.

June 17, 2015 14:42:28 · Reply

Robert Was it intentional that this video should be viewable by everyone right now? Your note about "early access" doesn't seem to hold up, since I was able to watch this before I logged in to Patreon. It's also publicly available on your youtube channel. So I'm not really sure what "early access" is supposed to mean, here. Don't get me wrong, though. I'm not *complaining*. I'm just confused.

June 16, 2015 18:14:30 · Reply

Gavin Ayling Yup, just tried the link incognito... Definitely allowed me to view... Weird.

June 16, 2015 18:40:24 · Reply

MORE! STORIES!
July 29, 2015 18:46:32
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Okay so OH MY GOLLY, this month has been tons of fun! I went back to the doctor for a little brain-therapy that seems to be doing me good, spent a good hunk of time in Chicago (where I am currently) and went to a wonderful wedding of two souls who made me cry like a leaky faucet and smudged off all the makeup I had been so meticulous about.

Oh and also it was SDCC which was a blast, too.


You know what's funny?


I forgot to update. Huh-wha? So here's the first update of the month and likely another one shortly after (as this is you know, my primary means of getting paid nowadays) 


I'm pretty focused on restarting Wordplay with a quickness, because I miss it so much and getting paid to do something you love is an opportunity you shouldn't pass up or ignore. So I'm gonna STOP IGNORING THAT. Any input as to how I can make Wordplay even better (or get sponsorship, etc) is encouraged. Also there's a new FB page for it, should be http://facebook.com/ThisIsWordplay

But of course I am a sucker for only focusing on one thing at a time so I haven't written anything for a bit. THat's okay, I had this story hiding in the wings and I still think it's cute. Twilight Zone inspiration like whoa!


THanks all for bein' here, hope you like this tale. I shall polish up another one shortly!

Nika Harper

July 29, 2015 18:46:32

The Trail to Greatness
July 30, 2015 17:33:56
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Wrote this, inspired by the stories I heard of the American West. It was full of atrocities but I imagined some of the most devout and pious perspectives, so different than my own. This is more of a monologue, I read it aloud to my friends and vowed to keep it.

It's strange, but I enjoy it.

Nika Harper

July 30, 2015 17:33:56

Kristian Fischer You know, my first thought on the end was whether or not she dies in childbirth. It kinda sets up women as merely conduits for others to come into the world and carry on. At least in my mind. Obviously no idea if that's what you intended.

July 30, 2015 18:00:56 · Reply

This is a story just for here. I... remembered it.
August 7, 2015 05:53:57
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August 7, 2015 05:53:57

The Touch of You for All of Me
August 19, 2015 19:19:41
The Touch of You for All of Me
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She was made for a different time. Where cups were silver and eyes were everything. Yes, she had those eyes, and a pout that could sway the angels and she practiced it just so.Enough that her lips ...
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NEWWWW STUFFFF!


Well sort of. It's a story I wrote a while ago and looked back on, I'm a bit torn on it but it touches upon a lot of sadly realistic things in the internet world. There was a certain kind of life escape that many of us found, when we were young and awkward and never felt worthwhile unless we pretended to be someone else.

I remember those old vampire chat rooms, where every single person described their outfit to unerring detail and sulked in corners. You have to wonder how many corners this vampire tavern even had. Is it just a maze? A poorly-lit postage stamp of a room with cubicles for each mysterious, dangerous patron to haunt?

But anyway.


It's inspired by the Twilight Zone episode "The Sixteen-Millimeter Shrine" but the similarities are few. That's what inspiration does after all, creates artistic license.


Hope you like it!

Nika Harper

August 19, 2015 19:19:41

Kristian Fischer Having learned a little bit of your life from what you've shared on Patreon and Twitter, I wonder how much of this is autobiographical. Probably more than a little, question mark?

August 19, 2015 19:44:53 · Reply

Nika Harper Very little, next to none.

August 19, 2015 21:41:58 · Reply

I AM ON THE PATREON PODCAST!
August 31, 2015 20:16:04
Patreon Podcast 016 - Health Care Triage & Nika Harper by Patreon
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The Health Care Triage team works hard to make U.S. health care understandable to everyone. Nika Harper tells stories in words, audio, video and more: patreon.com/healthcaretriage | patreon.com/nik...
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WOW! It was incredibly fun to talk about what inspires me and where I want to go, right now all I can do is hope I didn't say "um" too much. 


I'm at pax in Seattle, anxiously awaiting my bIrthday tomorrow when I turn 30. I can't wait to be old enough to be un - hip. Every day is another step towards eventual full time witchdom.


This isn't the story I promised to post, but I've been too busy playing card games with charming strangers and have not edited any tales yet. They are incoming. 


Thanks and love! Tell me your thoughts on the podcast! 

Nika Harper

August 31, 2015 20:16:04

Brief History of the Royal Family
September 9, 2015 07:18:08
Brief History of the Royal Family
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September 9, 2015 07:18:08

ScIQ I feel like this could easily have been a many-hour video. Thanks for keeping it so fun!

September 11, 2015 00:20:44 · Reply

Timur Sultanov Well fun... Though I knew the part starting somewhere from the James 2 numbers and his parents...

September 18, 2015 23:00:31 · Reply

TYPEFACE FRIGGIN TALES
September 26, 2015 07:00:34
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I've missed doing font stories. This is a new one! I wrote another tonight, but I was dying to post this right away. I see it really cut up, fable-like, as an illustrated children's book. That is, if anyone wants to draw for it (*cough cough meowza hakk*)


I think it is funny to see a cute small animal talk so big about the world, so naive and self-centered. The world hasn't repositioned for the little baby yet. Who knows if it ever will? It is the way of the foxes.


Hope you like it!

Nika Harper

September 26, 2015 07:00:34

Kristian Fischer I really like this. Gotta say, I was a little worried that the final scene would be the baby fox and its family snout deep in the crow's entrails. The actual ending was much better, though. "You may be clever, but I'm old, junior!"

September 26, 2015 08:28:20 · Reply

Jesus Gutierrez The idea of two tricksters having a battle of wits was really fun and intriguing. Love the interaction between the baby fox and the crow and how even in the end there was a respect among them. Awesome job.

September 30, 2015 16:20:36 · Reply

New poem, untitled
September 30, 2015 03:33:54
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