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Steve: Hey, I'm Steve Sumner, one half of online humor sensation WTF, D&D!? from Something Awful and now I guess we're on The Bad Guys Win. When it comes to my heart, nothing could be closer to it than the pure creative joy of Dungeons & Dragons and other tabletop games. These games unlock the doorway to that most amazing dungeon: the dungeon of our imagination. Now free the dungeon and join us in playing all your favorite games.

Zack: You didn't tell people anything about what we do. You're not going to convince them to give us money.

Steve: We play D&D.

Zack: And?

Steve: And then you repeatedly get mad at me for no reason and tell me I'm not doing things right.

Zack: Because you make characters too stupid even for Rifts. 

Steve: So if they're so stupid then you tell people why they should give us money.

Zack: We play and discuss D&D and other tabletop games old and new. Then we turn them into funny articles. Steve is right that a lot of these articles revolve around me getting angry at Steve. We need money because baby Steve's gotta eat.

Steve: We're not talking about caviar here. A pizza and some M&Ms would be good.

Zack: For giving you diabetes. 

Steve: Everything in moderation. Including diabetes.

Zack: Please support terrible jokes like that folks. Help fund a weekly edition of WTF, D&D!? and Steve's sense of humor and fill his disgusting gullet with M&Ms.

Steve: Also Reese's Pieces.
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Pledge $1 or more per month
36 patrons
A personal thank you from Steve in your email box.
Pledge $10 or more per month
8 patrons
You pick the class and specify the level and Steve will create a custom D&D character for you for any edition of Dungeons & Dragons.
Pledge $25 or more per month
0 patrons
You pick the class and specify the level and Steve will create a custom D&D character for you for any edition of Dungeons & Dragons. And Steve will illustrate a custom portrait of your new character.
Pledge $100 or more per month
1 of 10 patrons
Steve will run a D&D module for you over your favorite instant messaging client.
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In addition to doing WTF, D&D!? every single goddamn week, Steve will also write a column every week that covers news, tips, and ideas for tabletop gaming and a little bit of video gaming.
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Steve: Hey, I'm Steve Sumner, one half of online humor sensation WTF, D&D!? from Something Awful and now I guess we're on The Bad Guys Win. When it comes to my heart, nothing could be closer to it than the pure creative joy of Dungeons & Dragons and other tabletop games. These games unlock the doorway to that most amazing dungeon: the dungeon of our imagination. Now free the dungeon and join us in playing all your favorite games.

Zack: You didn't tell people anything about what we do. You're not going to convince them to give us money.

Steve: We play D&D.

Zack: And?

Steve: And then you repeatedly get mad at me for no reason and tell me I'm not doing things right.

Zack: Because you make characters too stupid even for Rifts. 

Steve: So if they're so stupid then you tell people why they should give us money.

Zack: We play and discuss D&D and other tabletop games old and new. Then we turn them into funny articles. Steve is right that a lot of these articles revolve around me getting angry at Steve. We need money because baby Steve's gotta eat.

Steve: We're not talking about caviar here. A pizza and some M&Ms would be good.

Zack: For giving you diabetes. 

Steve: Everything in moderation. Including diabetes.

Zack: Please support terrible jokes like that folks. Help fund a weekly edition of WTF, D&D!? and Steve's sense of humor and fill his disgusting gullet with M&Ms.

Steve: Also Reese's Pieces.

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Pledge $1 or more per month
36 patrons
A personal thank you from Steve in your email box.
Pledge $10 or more per month
8 patrons
You pick the class and specify the level and Steve will create a custom D&D character for you for any edition of Dungeons & Dragons.
Pledge $25 or more per month
0 patrons
You pick the class and specify the level and Steve will create a custom D&D character for you for any edition of Dungeons & Dragons. And Steve will illustrate a custom portrait of your new character.
Pledge $100 or more per month
1 of 10 patrons
Steve will run a D&D module for you over your favorite instant messaging client.