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At this tier, you are helping us keep the servers humming and the engines running.  Every little bit helps.

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Suggest one pun that Pranks will clumsily shoe-horn into a discussion.  (A Star Wars pun would be helpful.)

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The hosts will answer one personalized Star Wars question on air.

Note: Never Tell Me the Pods is a discussion that is focused on inclusion, and also on not retreading topics well-covered on other podcasts. In the interest of covering new material, we won't be fielding topics or questions pertaining to 90s white male protagonists (Katarn, Rendar, Horn) or the Yuuzhan Vong. There isn't a ban on these topics on our show, but we'd prefer to discuss them on our own terms.




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Hello, Podawans, and welcome to the Patreon launch for Never Tell Me the Pods.

Thank you for the love and support you have shown us in 2016. Our show started as a way for Kat, James, Johnny, and me to get out our thoughts and feelings about Star Wars. Thanks to you, it has grown into so much more than Star Wars therapy -- I feel it has become a Force for good in the fandom. I know it helps me when the galaxy seems darker than ever.

We're really excited about what's on the horizon for our show -- we've got lots of great guests, interviews, and silly, thought-provoking content coming up. But this little project has become a lot... Bigger than we had anticipated.

Producing the show takes time and money -- we have server costs, equipment costs, and four extremely busy hosts with a lot on their plates. All four of us will be heading to Star Wars Celebration Orlando in 2017, which will be an expensive trip.

We know times are tough, and a lot of people are struggling. If you can't contribute money, consider sharing our Patreon page to friends and families. Every little bit helps.

Thanks for all you've done, and all I know you will do. The Force will be with you, and so will we.
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Never Tell Me the Pods can save up money for its trip to Star Wars Celebration Orlando, where we'll be doing interviews and coverage on behalf of all our fans.
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