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I create original comic content and sometimes play ESO. Please read my letters on the book of face. Should enough money be pledged I will be publishing them as a book. There is a good amount of interest and those that donate over £5 will receive a free signed copy upon release. I will not forget those that make the dream a reality. Peace and love to you all. X
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Signed by the author and marinated in pure Mancunian air for over a week, this book will make an exciting gift to an acquaintance of regular to high repute. Should you wish to own a copy of this book yourself then it is highly recomended that you seek  imediate professional help.
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Signed by the author and sneezed upon/licked by a diseased lepper. Your copy of this book will be truly unique. Encapsulating pure and unadulterated joy;  no greater existance can be envisioned then to be one of the few. One of the chosen.
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Signed by the author and subtlety humped by a ginger dwarf. Your copy of this book will be beyond truly unique, as I am pretty sure I will be doodling random bollocks on the odd page or two. Anyhow, encapsulating pure and unadulterated joy; no greater existance can be envisioned then to be one of the greater few. One of the greater chosen.
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Signed by the author and doused with Catholic holy water, your copy of this book will be extremely unique. It's content will be exempt from devine scrutiny and you will receive five free sins to use as you like. I shall be personally dedicating the book to a name of your choice. Anyhow, encapsulating pure and unadulterated joy; no greater existance can be envisioned then to be one of the ultimate greater few.
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Signed by the author and doused with the imtimate fluid of your choice of 12 virgins (male/female/hermaphrodite), your copy of this book will be rediculously, extremely unique. It's content will cure most psychosomatic diseases and has been known to cause tennis elbow in several species of vole. Enjoyment of said book is free of devine scrutiny and as an added bonus you will recieve ten free sins to use as you like. I shall be personally dedicating the book to a name of your choice and you will meet me for a one to one chat at your local town book shop on my UK tour. You lucky fucking bastards.
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I wish to share the joy and exuberance I feel when I write a crude comic letter to a poor unsuspecting company. Inspired by the "Time waster letters", people say my correspondence with contemporary corporate c**ts is creative and crude. I say to them, "Bukkake"; just because.
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I create original comic content and sometimes play ESO. Please read my letters on the book of face. Should enough money be pledged I will be publishing them as a book. There is a good amount of interest and those that donate over £5 will receive a free signed copy upon release. I will not forget those that make the dream a reality. Peace and love to you all. X

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Signed by the author and marinated in pure Mancunian air for over a week, this book will make an exciting gift to an acquaintance of regular to high repute. Should you wish to own a copy of this book yourself then it is highly recomended that you seek  imediate professional help.
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Signed by the author and sneezed upon/licked by a diseased lepper. Your copy of this book will be truly unique. Encapsulating pure and unadulterated joy;  no greater existance can be envisioned then to be one of the few. One of the chosen.
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Signed by the author and subtlety humped by a ginger dwarf. Your copy of this book will be beyond truly unique, as I am pretty sure I will be doodling random bollocks on the odd page or two. Anyhow, encapsulating pure and unadulterated joy; no greater existance can be envisioned then to be one of the greater few. One of the greater chosen.
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Signed by the author and doused with Catholic holy water, your copy of this book will be extremely unique. It's content will be exempt from devine scrutiny and you will receive five free sins to use as you like. I shall be personally dedicating the book to a name of your choice. Anyhow, encapsulating pure and unadulterated joy; no greater existance can be envisioned then to be one of the ultimate greater few.
Pledge $250 or more per Comedic Genius
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Signed by the author and doused with the imtimate fluid of your choice of 12 virgins (male/female/hermaphrodite), your copy of this book will be rediculously, extremely unique. It's content will cure most psychosomatic diseases and has been known to cause tennis elbow in several species of vole. Enjoyment of said book is free of devine scrutiny and as an added bonus you will recieve ten free sins to use as you like. I shall be personally dedicating the book to a name of your choice and you will meet me for a one to one chat at your local town book shop on my UK tour. You lucky fucking bastards.