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A lot of people ask me: Collin, why should I support your Facebook page, when you already post on it for free? Well, that's an interesting question, and the answer is even more interesting. Unfortunately, the answer is for Patrons only, I'm afraid. So I won't be telling you here. Here's the rub: I've recently came into a pretty big sponsorship deal (I wont name any names but the eagle-eyed among you might be able to spot some of their products in my recent posts) and they are going to be shipping me SEVERAL hessian sacks filled with dry leaves. But I need your support to continue bringing you some of the finest Facebook content out there. 
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I will create a playlist of good music for you to listen to. You can choose the genre, feel, and whether or not to share it (I will post it if you want). Additionally, I will add you to my "Close Friends" list.
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We will officially be best friends. (As well as the previous rewards)
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We will officially be best friends, FOREVER.
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I will send you a case of Boxed Water, and a lock of my hair.
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Whatever you want pretty much.
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A lot of people ask me: Collin, why should I support your Facebook page, when you already post on it for free? Well, that's an interesting question, and the answer is even more interesting. Unfortunately, the answer is for Patrons only, I'm afraid. So I won't be telling you here. Here's the rub: I've recently came into a pretty big sponsorship deal (I wont name any names but the eagle-eyed among you might be able to spot some of their products in my recent posts) and they are going to be shipping me SEVERAL hessian sacks filled with dry leaves. But I need your support to continue bringing you some of the finest Facebook content out there. 

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I will send you a form message thanking you for your support. If we aren't already friends, you can add me.
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I will send you a personalized message, including your name and relation to me, and we can talk on chat for at least 10 minutes. 
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(Must provide phone number if I don't have it) I will call you, talk to you about whatever you want, and provide witty commentary.
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I will tag you in a post at least once every two weeks. This post will have content that I think you would personally enjoy. (As well as the previous reward)
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You can write one post every two weeks and I will put it on my profile (I have final say)
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I will create a playlist of good music for you to listen to. You can choose the genre, feel, and whether or not to share it (I will post it if you want). Additionally, I will add you to my "Close Friends" list.
Pledge $25 or more per month
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I will make a video for you and upload it to the internet. The content will be based on what I can come up with at the time, but you will be involved somehow (either in the production or directly referenced in the video itself). The money will go toward the production value. (As well as the previous rewards)
Pledge $30 or more per month
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I will send you a file containing my entire, unabridged folder of reaction images (and I will create 5 new reaction images specifically for you). (As well as the previous rewards)
Pledge $40 or more per month
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I will create 10 memes based off of information and pictures from your profile and send them to you (guaranteed that at least 2 (two) will be funny). (As well as the previous rewards)
Pledge $50 or more per month
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We will officially be best friends. (As well as the previous rewards)
Pledge $51 or more per month
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We will officially be best friends, FOREVER.
Pledge $75 or more per month
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I will send you a case of Boxed Water, and a lock of my hair.
Pledge $100 or more per month
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Whatever you want pretty much.