Eliza Rose is creating ART.

I'm a serious artist.

patrons

per month

Milestone Goals

I would like to make videos

$50 per month

I'll make funny sketch videos and actually set up a youtube account but really i need funds to do this and also an editing thing so yeah Goal #1 is this

Contact Eliza

@vajayjayabrams

About

I like birds and sour cream a lot.

Location

United States

Top PatronsSee all 5

You guys should pledge to me because I'm a cool teen and I'd like to make videos on-line for comedy reasons

Pledge $1.00 or more per month

2 patrons

Ill just smooch you right on your head! I'll do it!

NOTE: Will not do that.

Pledge $5.00 or more per month

I'll write an exclusive tweet about you on my personal twitter, which has a reach of exactly 569 people. Most of which are spam bots. ;]

Pledge $10.00 or more per month

I will record a few hand-selected bird jokes and give you a private link to hear them. They're very funny.

Pledge $14.00 or more per month

(Limited 5 of 5 left)

I'll make a video of myself making fart noises while a separate recording of my voice is screaming your name in a really sad keening sort of way.

Pledge $25.00 or more per month

(Limited 50 of 50 left)

Write a dumb script and I'll make a video of it! NOTE: Nothing nasty. DOUBLE NOTE: I have the right to be like "hell nah"