Professor Calamity is creating Web Comics
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Minions of Patreon,

Behold, in all of my glory, I am Professor Calamity, the harbinger of doom, herald of destruction. Here you can read all about my amazing, world altering insights and inventions which will lay the path to my ultimate domination of the entire planet and beyond. 


Marvel and fear for I....Cappa, stop! No, don't chew on the mic, you're ruining my super villain monologue. Ok, now how do I delete this with no keyboard? Don't look at me like that. I know I said keyboards were the way of the past and dictating is the future but how the heck do I delete this now? DELETE. Command delete? Screw it, they get the idea. Stupid thing.
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Your donation is an investment in my world domination. With this donation, your henchman/woman status is guaranteed. No gene-extraction for you. I guess it also ensures that Simon will continue to draw his silly comic thing or whatever.
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You can be part of the select few who gain access to my personal logs with updates on my conquests, inventions, and supervillain tips. Obviously your henchperson status will be secured, and the donation will help Simon buy pencils or whatever rudimentary tools he uses to draw his comic with.
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What a dedicated minion you are! Your contribution will go towards my mind-control ray, which I promise not to use on you. And I guess Simon has some extra wallpaper images you can download. More importantly, you will also be granted coveted access to my personal logs with updates on my conquests, inventions, and supervillain tips. Obviously your henchperson status will be secured, and the donation will help Simon do that comic thing he does.
Minions of Patreon,

Behold, in all of my glory, I am Professor Calamity, the harbinger of doom, herald of destruction. Here you can read all about my amazing, world altering insights and inventions which will lay the path to my ultimate domination of the entire planet and beyond. 


Marvel and fear for I....Cappa, stop! No, don't chew on the mic, you're ruining my super villain monologue. Ok, now how do I delete this with no keyboard? Don't look at me like that. I know I said keyboards were the way of the past and dictating is the future but how the heck do I delete this now? DELETE. Command delete? Screw it, they get the idea. Stupid thing.

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Pledge $1 or more per Comic Strip
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Your donation is an investment in my world domination. With this donation, your henchman/woman status is guaranteed. No gene-extraction for you. I guess it also ensures that Simon will continue to draw his silly comic thing or whatever.
Pledge $3 or more per Comic Strip
0 patrons
You can be part of the select few who gain access to my personal logs with updates on my conquests, inventions, and supervillain tips. Obviously your henchperson status will be secured, and the donation will help Simon buy pencils or whatever rudimentary tools he uses to draw his comic with.
Pledge $5 or more per Comic Strip
1 patron
What a dedicated minion you are! Your contribution will go towards my mind-control ray, which I promise not to use on you. And I guess Simon has some extra wallpaper images you can download. More importantly, you will also be granted coveted access to my personal logs with updates on my conquests, inventions, and supervillain tips. Obviously your henchperson status will be secured, and the donation will help Simon do that comic thing he does.