Kristin Kiesler is creating a reason to get up in the morning
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I'll literally make you LOL or breathe more air into your nose than usual whilst reading my material. It's also highly likely that I will offend you when I call your baby ugly. 
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I really need a new car. And not a shitbox like a Toyota Yaris or Kia Sole (Soul? Seoul? whatever). Something nice that will get me into heaven, like a Prius...or a benz.
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I'll literally make you LOL or breathe more air into your nose than usual whilst reading my material. It's also highly likely that I will offend you when I call your baby ugly. 

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