Kid Oldman are creating Arts
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Hey there!  If I can generate enough patronage for making visual art and music then I will do so full time.  Until then I am parking my RV here gaddamnit.
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Halfway crooks
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
Hey welcome to the team, you get a fistbump and access to musings here once I start raking in the zambonis.
The life of diamonds and guns
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
Hey welcome to the team, you get a fistbump and access to musings here once I start raking in the zambonis.  + I will read your feedback if you send it in the approved format.
The realness is foundation
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
Hey welcome to the team, you get a fistbump and access to musings here once I start raking in the zambonis.  + you get to suggest records to sample for a one off "rhythm roulette" type video series in the future
Numerous ways u can choose to use funds
$69 or more per month 0 patrons
Hey welcome to the team, you get a fistbump and access to musings here once I start raking in the zambonis.  + the smug satisfaction of making a 69 joke cause you are rich enough to do so
Hundred dollar billaz
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
Hey welcome to the team, you get a fistbump and access to musings here once I start raking in the zambonis.  + you get a custom T-shirt in the future and a shout out on a random rap song I will compose each quarter.
Getting closer 2 god ina tight situation
$1,000 or more per month 0 patrons
  Hey welcome to the team, you get a fistbump and access to musings here once I start raking in the zambonis.  +I will do a custom lettering piece of any word you want up to 10 characters long.  Pieces will be limited to one per week so get in line, pal, I'm taking numbers (in this case multiples of 1000). 
Maximum allowed by patreon crew
$15,000 or more per month 0 patrons
Hey welcome to the team, you get a fistbump and access to musings here once I start raking in the zambonis.  +You wanted to donate more monthly but Patreon will limit you to 15k.  Gimmie gimmie and then please donate the excess to the EFF!
Goals
0 of 100 patrons
When I hit 100 Oldmaniacs I will do a live stream AMA on twitch and also perform a feat of strength.
1 of 2
Hey there!  If I can generate enough patronage for making visual art and music then I will do so full time.  Until then I am parking my RV here gaddamnit.

Recent posts by Kid Oldman

Tiers
Halfway crooks
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
Hey welcome to the team, you get a fistbump and access to musings here once I start raking in the zambonis.
The life of diamonds and guns
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
Hey welcome to the team, you get a fistbump and access to musings here once I start raking in the zambonis.  + I will read your feedback if you send it in the approved format.
The realness is foundation
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
Hey welcome to the team, you get a fistbump and access to musings here once I start raking in the zambonis.  + you get to suggest records to sample for a one off "rhythm roulette" type video series in the future
Numerous ways u can choose to use funds
$69 or more per month 0 patrons
Hey welcome to the team, you get a fistbump and access to musings here once I start raking in the zambonis.  + the smug satisfaction of making a 69 joke cause you are rich enough to do so
Hundred dollar billaz
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
Hey welcome to the team, you get a fistbump and access to musings here once I start raking in the zambonis.  + you get a custom T-shirt in the future and a shout out on a random rap song I will compose each quarter.
Getting closer 2 god ina tight situation
$1,000 or more per month 0 patrons
  Hey welcome to the team, you get a fistbump and access to musings here once I start raking in the zambonis.  +I will do a custom lettering piece of any word you want up to 10 characters long.  Pieces will be limited to one per week so get in line, pal, I'm taking numbers (in this case multiples of 1000). 
Maximum allowed by patreon crew
$15,000 or more per month 0 patrons
Hey welcome to the team, you get a fistbump and access to musings here once I start raking in the zambonis.  +You wanted to donate more monthly but Patreon will limit you to 15k.  Gimmie gimmie and then please donate the excess to the EFF!