Kristine Levine is creating podcasts, videos, comedy sketches, articles and albums.
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I'm Kristine Levine.  I'm a stand-up comedian.  I have cool ideas, funny jokes and lots of things I want to create and share with you!  I have always gone hand-in-hand with my audience and, in fact, it is a fan who encouraged me to make a profile on Patreon.  Not just a fan, man, that dude is a friend now.  He emails me these wonderful ideas to keep my comedy going.  That is a real friend, even though I've never met him.  So I asked him what can I do for him?  Pretty much, he just doesn't want me to give up.  

So here I am not giving up!  I dream about doing a new podcast!  I had a wonderful podcast with my kids called Levine Large and it was hilarious. I know I'm biased but ASK someone who heard it!  I miss it.  I want to talk to people about their stories, their tragedy and I want to hear how funny it is to them!  Turning darkness into light IS alchemy.  That's real magic.  And, because I was in radio for a while (and good at it) I, of course, would have a news segment.  I don't have a co-host picked out. I really just want to strike out on my own and see what I have to say this time. Just me.  

I have another album I need to put out.  Which means I have to try out all this new material and make sure it's good enough.  I need to keep writing and to keep writing means I need to have the electricity on to keep my computer working. I'm already on my neighbors internet so I'm cutting corners where I can!  

I have ideas for videos I would like to produce. Just little 3 or four minute gags.  I would like to do some animations about my time in the porn store.  I want to finish my audio book of Pornclerk Blogs/essays!  

I made a tv Pilot with my friend Jessa Reed.  It's called, Life is Ass.  WHO WOULDN'T WATCH A SHOW CALLED LIFE IS ASS!?  I have many more scripts I need to write and I want to get a little more editing done on the pilot we have right now.  Pilots aren't free.    

My point is, I have no other purpose for being on this planet except to create things for people to laugh at or think on.  I live to make you happy.  Nothing will bring me more joy than to make things that will entertain you and (if I do it right) inform you. 
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You're officially a patron and will receive one very thankful virtual hug. Also, you'll have access to my patron-only feed for blog posts and picture updates along the way.
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Want to weigh in on my work? Your comments on my posts may be picked as the subject of my next piece of content, plus all previous rewards.
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2 patrons
Every month, we'll have a patron-only live stream just for us, plus all previous rewards.
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Swag is on the way! At this level, you'll get a patron-only shirt (one time only), plus all previous rewards.
Pledge $100 or more per month
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Every month, you and I will hang out on a one on one video chat, plus all previous rewards.
I'm Kristine Levine.  I'm a stand-up comedian.  I have cool ideas, funny jokes and lots of things I want to create and share with you!  I have always gone hand-in-hand with my audience and, in fact, it is a fan who encouraged me to make a profile on Patreon.  Not just a fan, man, that dude is a friend now.  He emails me these wonderful ideas to keep my comedy going.  That is a real friend, even though I've never met him.  So I asked him what can I do for him?  Pretty much, he just doesn't want me to give up.  

So here I am not giving up!  I dream about doing a new podcast!  I had a wonderful podcast with my kids called Levine Large and it was hilarious. I know I'm biased but ASK someone who heard it!  I miss it.  I want to talk to people about their stories, their tragedy and I want to hear how funny it is to them!  Turning darkness into light IS alchemy.  That's real magic.  And, because I was in radio for a while (and good at it) I, of course, would have a news segment.  I don't have a co-host picked out. I really just want to strike out on my own and see what I have to say this time. Just me.  

I have another album I need to put out.  Which means I have to try out all this new material and make sure it's good enough.  I need to keep writing and to keep writing means I need to have the electricity on to keep my computer working. I'm already on my neighbors internet so I'm cutting corners where I can!  

I have ideas for videos I would like to produce. Just little 3 or four minute gags.  I would like to do some animations about my time in the porn store.  I want to finish my audio book of Pornclerk Blogs/essays!  

I made a tv Pilot with my friend Jessa Reed.  It's called, Life is Ass.  WHO WOULDN'T WATCH A SHOW CALLED LIFE IS ASS!?  I have many more scripts I need to write and I want to get a little more editing done on the pilot we have right now.  Pilots aren't free.    

My point is, I have no other purpose for being on this planet except to create things for people to laugh at or think on.  I live to make you happy.  Nothing will bring me more joy than to make things that will entertain you and (if I do it right) inform you. 

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Pledge $1 or more per month
1 patron
You're officially a patron and will receive one very thankful virtual hug. Also, you'll have access to my patron-only feed for blog posts and picture updates along the way.
Pledge $3 or more per month
0 patrons
Want to weigh in on my work? Your comments on my posts may be picked as the subject of my next piece of content, plus all previous rewards.
Pledge $5 or more per month
0 patrons
You'll receive access to an unlisted piece of content for your eyes only, plus all previous rewards.
Pledge $10 or more per month
2 patrons
Every month, we'll have a patron-only live stream just for us, plus all previous rewards.
Pledge $20 or more per month
0 patrons
Swag is on the way! At this level, you'll get a patron-only shirt (one time only), plus all previous rewards.
Pledge $100 or more per month
0 patrons
Every month, you and I will hang out on a one on one video chat, plus all previous rewards.