Timothy "The Danger" Hucks is creating The Atheist Ring of Power! (But really just a blog about atheism
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We can do great things. I run these mean Patreon streets because it feels nice to get a little loving for something that you create well or put a lot of time into. Writing well never costs anyone anything (except their head and other body parts that are important), but keeping blogs ad-free or having private domains or paying for high-quality photos does. You can help this stuff happen. (Which does cost some moolah the better you want to do it.) Your donations mean the world to me!  The less I have to worry about, the more time I have to make kick-ass content for you guys!
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We can do great things. I run these mean Patreon streets because it feels nice to get a little loving for something that you create well or put a lot of time into. Writing well never costs anyone anything (except their head and other body parts that are important), but keeping blogs ad-free or having private domains or paying for high-quality photos does. You can help this stuff happen. (Which does cost some moolah the better you want to do it.) Your donations mean the world to me!  The less I have to worry about, the more time I have to make kick-ass content for you guys!

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I will give you a shoutout on Twitter as well as a funny photo from my confused youth. I will show you a photo and then explain what significance it has to my life. I'll try to spice it up by accompanying it with a little anecdote. ;)
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I will shout you out on Twitter, and I will write a fake news story about you. You provide (without description) all of the details that you would like in the 150-300 word story, and I put them together however I see fit.
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I will shout you out on Twitter, write a fake news story about you of your choosing, and I will hold a 10 minute Skype conversation with you, EXCLUSIVELY about banana peels. You had better come with your A-game in the slippery yellow fruit department.
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I'll make you a song! It has to be about a kind of awkward topic, but nothing too dodgy. If you cannot think of a sufficiently awkward topic, one will be appointed to you by the state. And of course, you get a Twitter shoutout, a fake news story, a 10 minute Skype conversation exclusively about banana peels, and a funny photo.
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You will get all the things mentioned in the all of the levels below, as well as a hand-written thank you card from me as a celebrity of your choosing. I will write you from their perspective, and you won't have any idea who it's going to be before you receive the card in the mail!