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JONNIE AND THE SHIT       --------     Purveyors of Music Satire

"Current global reality where music cowers like a beaten puppy under the beast of weaponised cowardice should be ringing the alarm.. .. but the puppy has torn the alarm out and dumped it in the sea."              J&TS

COLOUR ME UNPOP

A bit of a paradox going on here. The current political insanity of denial and civilisational suicide played out right here in your street getting satirised in pop music formats. Why would anyone spend their time, effort and cash making a music whose existence depends on popularity from subject matter so widely and officially feared and proscribed?

One possible answer  ---  that whether or not you will admit to the current state of war on which your enemy insists, janbiya to your throat, somebody gotta do it --- like the battle itself. And we might as well take as much grim and guiltless pleasure in it as the enemy do in their fight.

We are not waiting for the current crop of virtue-signalling libtard popsingers to come knocking here for their next hit having finally twigged what the ongoing jihad-by-stealth is going to do for their supply of crazy good times. But If you are already moving the cause forward and you have uses for any of the material here or of our writing and music services then you will not find us too much an added expense to your projects.

Not all of the material you will find at our page is good ol' polemics.  All of it is worked up the organic way and none of it ---- even the soppy stuff --- is hacked out. The satire is given priority but if you are just looking for a bittersweet love song for your next hit with Bruno you'll find a range of demos here.

Some tunes currently in stock:
TRIGGER WARNING
"..you look so happy .. when you're cryin''.." "I hear you're moving up to Canada .. I see you're schleppin' off to Spain.. well I never really was that much of a fan 'o ya .. but .. "
TOO MUCH TO THINK
"..or did you have too much to think .. and now from on your neck your head you beg them steal.."
LOVE SPEECH
" How're you going to tell your children, when the bogey man is you.. power-fat bureaucrat ghoul, facebook censorin' fool.."
SORO'S SORROWS
" ..his name is Sorrows, call him Misery, but dontcha be confused.. he's all blues..
PRAY PREY PRAY
"..well it doesn't have to be so bad if your name is Bill Gates and you live in a bank, and it really doesn't have to hurt if you got a poppy plantation and you're buried in smack.. oh lovely .."
Other satire:
FRANKENSTEIN OF LOVE
MY LIFE THE MOVIE
TWISTED NIGHT
DIGITAL LOVE
FRESHWATER PIRATE, DOESN'T HURT A BIT, THE FLY,  MARLIN,  SUICIDE GIRL and more..

Other various:  .. well come and check out our page: https://soundcloud.com/jonnie-luscombe-music


We admire Molyneau, CForever, Savage, Watson, Condell, Harris, Millenial Woes, Geller, Spencer, Gabriel, Wilders, Murray, Faustin, Harris, BPSpeaks and Trump ----- to name but a handful of the brilliant voices of truth out there. We don't possess their talent for public speech so we distill our critique into songs. The latest "TRIGGER WARNING" comments on the widespread narcissistic rage at Trump's election victory:
            ".. Oh hell hello you look so happy when you're crying
                Oh hell hello, hell is a place where reason's dying.." 


So if you are up for our product --- quite likely since you have read this far without shopping us to the thought police, or some kind of youtube 'hero' or other.. jeeeeez ..... anyhow, don't be a stranger.

A wee nb. to musicians and to anyone of the opposing and guilt ridden persuasion --- having read this far --- and wishing in that coming time when social media finally manages to ram all dissent under the
Milo/Bibi gag ---- we would contend that making music --- facilitated by the natural and technical parameters of time, tuning, harmony, compass --- is about the most freedom a person can enjoy in this life, more even possibly than that of free speech, that delicate flower of democracy currently going perforce beneath the blade of self-hating cowards everywhere. Musicians currently lost to the thrall of cultural marxism --- about all of them --- may wake up when they feel things begin to bite a bit harder than the current daily forced Russian roulette we all increasingly are obliged to play, from Nice to Paris to Brussels to Berlin. Don't oversleep then, peeps .. and try not to lose your head eh. And meanwhile, whether you love or hate what's on offer at this page don't let it stop you from creating your own voice of inspiration --- you owe that much to your freedom. .. think about that one time?

Rewards
TIP JAR
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
 

If you are one of the few able to enjoy our originality and our promotion of what is the major cause of today then please consider:


>  Leaving us a regular few dollars a month 


>  Or just a one-off tip of a few $k or so --- in which case we'll take that as a commission for a song about anything (or anyone..) you care to name.. !

Commission Music from Jonnie and The Shit..!
$1,573 or more per month 0 patrons
Let's work together on your video or song recording.


  • Supply us with your ideas to turn into  song plus some visual ideas from video or complete video where video project.


  • Or supply precise lyrics of your own and commission us with the music composition and recording according to your style brief.
Goals
$0 of $2,397 per month
The overall goal here at The Shit is to connect a network of lyricists and musicians who are aware of and willing to properly face the current crushing situation employing satire and nuance to highlight the glaring issues currently denied -- head-in-sand -- by popular recording artists --- whose current drugged and pornographic lifestyles, apparently,  are not going to suffer under the radical social upheaval to come..

The cash will fund the launching of a Sound Cloud alternative giving dedicated space to musicians given to the cause as Sound Cloud itself becomes more and more effectively censorious.

Whilst material treating on current polemics receives time priority, projects of all kinds are accepted as commissions.
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JONNIE AND THE SHIT       --------     Purveyors of Music Satire

"Current global reality where music cowers like a beaten puppy under the beast of weaponised cowardice should be ringing the alarm.. .. but the puppy has torn the alarm out and dumped it in the sea."              J&TS

COLOUR ME UNPOP

A bit of a paradox going on here. The current political insanity of denial and civilisational suicide played out right here in your street getting satirised in pop music formats. Why would anyone spend their time, effort and cash making a music whose existence depends on popularity from subject matter so widely and officially feared and proscribed?

One possible answer  ---  that whether or not you will admit to the current state of war on which your enemy insists, janbiya to your throat, somebody gotta do it --- like the battle itself. And we might as well take as much grim and guiltless pleasure in it as the enemy do in their fight.

We are not waiting for the current crop of virtue-signalling libtard popsingers to come knocking here for their next hit having finally twigged what the ongoing jihad-by-stealth is going to do for their supply of crazy good times. But If you are already moving the cause forward and you have uses for any of the material here or of our writing and music services then you will not find us too much an added expense to your projects.

Not all of the material you will find at our page is good ol' polemics.  All of it is worked up the organic way and none of it ---- even the soppy stuff --- is hacked out. The satire is given priority but if you are just looking for a bittersweet love song for your next hit with Bruno you'll find a range of demos here.

Some tunes currently in stock:
TRIGGER WARNING
"..you look so happy .. when you're cryin''.." "I hear you're moving up to Canada .. I see you're schleppin' off to Spain.. well I never really was that much of a fan 'o ya .. but .. "
TOO MUCH TO THINK
"..or did you have too much to think .. and now from on your neck your head you beg them steal.."
LOVE SPEECH
" How're you going to tell your children, when the bogey man is you.. power-fat bureaucrat ghoul, facebook censorin' fool.."
SORO'S SORROWS
" ..his name is Sorrows, call him Misery, but dontcha be confused.. he's all blues..
PRAY PREY PRAY
"..well it doesn't have to be so bad if your name is Bill Gates and you live in a bank, and it really doesn't have to hurt if you got a poppy plantation and you're buried in smack.. oh lovely .."
Other satire:
FRANKENSTEIN OF LOVE
MY LIFE THE MOVIE
TWISTED NIGHT
DIGITAL LOVE
FRESHWATER PIRATE, DOESN'T HURT A BIT, THE FLY,  MARLIN,  SUICIDE GIRL and more..

Other various:  .. well come and check out our page: https://soundcloud.com/jonnie-luscombe-music


We admire Molyneau, CForever, Savage, Watson, Condell, Harris, Millenial Woes, Geller, Spencer, Gabriel, Wilders, Murray, Faustin, Harris, BPSpeaks and Trump ----- to name but a handful of the brilliant voices of truth out there. We don't possess their talent for public speech so we distill our critique into songs. The latest "TRIGGER WARNING" comments on the widespread narcissistic rage at Trump's election victory:
            ".. Oh hell hello you look so happy when you're crying
                Oh hell hello, hell is a place where reason's dying.." 


So if you are up for our product --- quite likely since you have read this far without shopping us to the thought police, or some kind of youtube 'hero' or other.. jeeeeez ..... anyhow, don't be a stranger.

A wee nb. to musicians and to anyone of the opposing and guilt ridden persuasion --- having read this far --- and wishing in that coming time when social media finally manages to ram all dissent under the
Milo/Bibi gag ---- we would contend that making music --- facilitated by the natural and technical parameters of time, tuning, harmony, compass --- is about the most freedom a person can enjoy in this life, more even possibly than that of free speech, that delicate flower of democracy currently going perforce beneath the blade of self-hating cowards everywhere. Musicians currently lost to the thrall of cultural marxism --- about all of them --- may wake up when they feel things begin to bite a bit harder than the current daily forced Russian roulette we all increasingly are obliged to play, from Nice to Paris to Brussels to Berlin. Don't oversleep then, peeps .. and try not to lose your head eh. And meanwhile, whether you love or hate what's on offer at this page don't let it stop you from creating your own voice of inspiration --- you owe that much to your freedom. .. think about that one time?

Recent posts by Jonnie and The Shit

Rewards
TIP JAR
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
 

If you are one of the few able to enjoy our originality and our promotion of what is the major cause of today then please consider:


>  Leaving us a regular few dollars a month 


>  Or just a one-off tip of a few $k or so --- in which case we'll take that as a commission for a song about anything (or anyone..) you care to name.. !

Commission Music from Jonnie and The Shit..!
$1,573 or more per month 0 patrons
Let's work together on your video or song recording.


  • Supply us with your ideas to turn into  song plus some visual ideas from video or complete video where video project.


  • Or supply precise lyrics of your own and commission us with the music composition and recording according to your style brief.