Arrogant Worms are creating Funny Songs
89

patrons

$443
per month

You can download all 12 songs from last year HERE for free, thanks to last year's Patrons!

          Hi, we're the Arrogant Worms. We've been making songs about important topics like cows, vegetable rights, and pirates on the Saskatchewan River for over 26 years. We'd like to thank all the fans who have supported us, and we intend to keep going pretty much forever if we can, but we need a little help.
         Keeping the comedy machine up and running is getting harder every year. It used to be that there were these things called “albums” that people would “buy” (you might need to look these words up). But now life is one big free stream! Which is great for pretty much everybody… except people like yours truly. That's why we're now putting our a SONG A MONTH, supported entirely by our Patrons.
         So please, be our Patron. Just think of yourself as a member of the old aristocracy propping up an eccentric court musician so you can brag about it to your large-wigged friends. Not only that but, by supporting us, you will help SAVE THE WORLD!!!! Okay, that might be a slight exaggeration, but look around--things are sucky out there. The least we can do is have someone make fun of things through stupid comedy songs!
       By becoming a Patron you buy us the time to do what we love to do.
       Please help us keep the world silly. Worm Regards,
                     
                                                                        The Arrogant Worms

(Oh, one more thing. Patreon does everything is US dollars, just so you know.)
Tiers
You Are a Good Person!
$1 or more per month 20 patrons
We thank you and the world thanks you!
Special Privileges!
$2 or more per month 7 patrons
 
  • GET AN MP3 of the new song at least A WEEK BEFORE we let the unwashed masses hear it! 
Be on the Special Sponsors List!
$3 or more per month 25 patrons
  • You know how theatres and museums and all those other wonderful things that can't support themselves have a plaque listing all the good people who support them? We're doing the same thing, and you'll BE LISTED ON OUR WEBSITE!
  • You also get the MP3 download a week early.
You've Got Mail!!!
$5 or more per month 18 patrons
Once a year you’ll GET A POSTCARD from one of us telling you exciting things like what we had for breakfast that day!

You also get the MP3 early, and on the Sponsor List.

Be on the Very Special Sponsor List!!!!
$7 or more per month 2 patrons
  • You get on a better list in a WAY BIGGER FONT.
  • And you get the advance MP3 and the postcard.
Signed lyric sheet (and on the Very Special Sponsor list)!!!!!
$10 or more per month 8 patrons
Once a year, get a hand-written, AUTOGRAPHED LYRIC SHEET of one of the songs--whichever one you want.
AND you get your name on the Very Special Sponsor list,  the advance MP3, and the Postcard.
SUPERMEGASPONSOR!!!!!!!
$20 or more per month 9 patrons

  • We will DEDICATE A SONG OF THE MONTH TO YOU!
    (Please note, depending on demand, we might have more than one person in the song dedication—although that hasn’t happened yet.)
  • You can BE IN THE CAVALCADE OF SPONSORS that tours with us! (You send us a picture and we'll make a "Flat Stanley" version of you to take with us. You might even end up on stage! (Although we'll most likely just put you to work at the merch table.)
  • You get on the SUPERMEGASPONSOR list in the biggest font of them all!
  • You get to be our FEATURED PATRON on the top of our website for a while each year (duration depends on how many  Supermegasponsors we have)
  • You get the POSTCARD and get to HEAR THE SONG EARLY, and get a signed lyric sheet!
Goals
$443 of $600 per month
This will reaffirm our faith in humanity. We shall hum "Wind Beneath My Wings" gently under our breath in honour of each and every one of you.
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You can download all 12 songs from last year HERE for free, thanks to last year's Patrons!

          Hi, we're the Arrogant Worms. We've been making songs about important topics like cows, vegetable rights, and pirates on the Saskatchewan River for over 26 years. We'd like to thank all the fans who have supported us, and we intend to keep going pretty much forever if we can, but we need a little help.
         Keeping the comedy machine up and running is getting harder every year. It used to be that there were these things called “albums” that people would “buy” (you might need to look these words up). But now life is one big free stream! Which is great for pretty much everybody… except people like yours truly. That's why we're now putting our a SONG A MONTH, supported entirely by our Patrons.
         So please, be our Patron. Just think of yourself as a member of the old aristocracy propping up an eccentric court musician so you can brag about it to your large-wigged friends. Not only that but, by supporting us, you will help SAVE THE WORLD!!!! Okay, that might be a slight exaggeration, but look around--things are sucky out there. The least we can do is have someone make fun of things through stupid comedy songs!
       By becoming a Patron you buy us the time to do what we love to do.
       Please help us keep the world silly. Worm Regards,
                     
                                                                        The Arrogant Worms

(Oh, one more thing. Patreon does everything is US dollars, just so you know.)

Recent posts by Arrogant Worms

Tiers
You Are a Good Person!
$1 or more per month 20 patrons
We thank you and the world thanks you!
Special Privileges!
$2 or more per month 7 patrons
 
  • GET AN MP3 of the new song at least A WEEK BEFORE we let the unwashed masses hear it! 
Be on the Special Sponsors List!
$3 or more per month 25 patrons
  • You know how theatres and museums and all those other wonderful things that can't support themselves have a plaque listing all the good people who support them? We're doing the same thing, and you'll BE LISTED ON OUR WEBSITE!
  • You also get the MP3 download a week early.
You've Got Mail!!!
$5 or more per month 18 patrons
Once a year you’ll GET A POSTCARD from one of us telling you exciting things like what we had for breakfast that day!

You also get the MP3 early, and on the Sponsor List.

Be on the Very Special Sponsor List!!!!
$7 or more per month 2 patrons
  • You get on a better list in a WAY BIGGER FONT.
  • And you get the advance MP3 and the postcard.
Signed lyric sheet (and on the Very Special Sponsor list)!!!!!
$10 or more per month 8 patrons
Once a year, get a hand-written, AUTOGRAPHED LYRIC SHEET of one of the songs--whichever one you want.
AND you get your name on the Very Special Sponsor list,  the advance MP3, and the Postcard.
SUPERMEGASPONSOR!!!!!!!
$20 or more per month 9 patrons

  • We will DEDICATE A SONG OF THE MONTH TO YOU!
    (Please note, depending on demand, we might have more than one person in the song dedication—although that hasn’t happened yet.)
  • You can BE IN THE CAVALCADE OF SPONSORS that tours with us! (You send us a picture and we'll make a "Flat Stanley" version of you to take with us. You might even end up on stage! (Although we'll most likely just put you to work at the merch table.)
  • You get on the SUPERMEGASPONSOR list in the biggest font of them all!
  • You get to be our FEATURED PATRON on the top of our website for a while each year (duration depends on how many  Supermegasponsors we have)
  • You get the POSTCARD and get to HEAR THE SONG EARLY, and get a signed lyric sheet!