The Lawcast

are creating auditory magic.
The Lawcast is on a mission. A mission to walk through the best and worst moments of professional wrestling history and expose the truth. For far too long, recklessly false narratives such as, "Sid isn't the coolest guy ever," and "Of course the Montreal Screwjob wasn't a work, what's wrong with you?" have plagued the wrestling community. But now, with your proud stewards Law and Cewsh in the driver's seat, you will get the opportunity to revisit these moments and shows in a way you never have before. And if that doesn't interest you...well...at the very least, there's at least one dick joke per episode.
Tiers
Law Students
$1 or more per month

This isn't about money for us. We just want to build a community of people who like the show and want to be a part of it in some way. Throwing in a dollar shows that you want us to keep on with our wrestling adventure, and every night before I go to sleep, I will whisper your screen name like a ward against evil spirits.

Leg Drop Litigators
$5 or more per month

Now this is where it starts getting good. For $5 a month, you get access to Patreon only posts, where Cewsh will be posting lists, match ratings for any shows that are watched, and updates about the podcast, including what the schedule for the next shows will be. This is by far the best way to follow the show and to know what is going on, and we're looking forward to making it a fun experience for you guys.

Armbar Arbiters
$10 or more per month

Oh boy, here we go. For $10, you'll not only get your name listed off on every podcast from here to eternity, but you can send us one phrase that you would like to hear either of us say, and, (as long as it isn't horrible in some way,) we will say it with gusto and even do an impersonation of your favorite wrestler. 


We secretly long for the old days of cutting Ultimate Warrior promos on each other. You can make that dream come true. Or you can make us say something truly embarrassing. 


Please nothing about Bobby Lashley, please nothing about Bobby Lashley, please nothing about Bobby Lashley...

Pumphandle Prosecutors
$15 or more per month

$15 is a lot of money to be handing over to a podcast. In order to make it worth your while, we will let you choose a show for us to do. In can be this week's episode of Raw, or some grainy footage of Frank Gotch, or anything in between. No matter what you choose, we will do our best to give it the ol' razzle dazzle. 


Oh, and your name will be in the title of the episode and in the show notes so everyone knows it was YOUR GODDAMN FAULT.

Backdrop Bailiffs
$20 or more per month

Well here we are, you went and did it, didn't you. You forced our hand. With $20 in our pocket, I have no choice but to bring Cewsh Reviews out of retirement on your behalf. You choose the show, and you can work with me on it or set me adrift in whatever twisted hellscape you summon for me. You'll get the full deal: pictures, long winded rants about the decline of the snapmare in wrestling, and just so, so many fashion critiques.


And what the hell, we'll also throw in a handwritten postcard from Cewsh where he will tell you about a wrestling conspiracy theory that he believes in entirely too deeply. Loving memento or potential evidence in a future criminal case? Why not both!

WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE?!
$1,000 or more per month

For $1,000 Law and Cewsh will come to your house, pick up your dry cleaning, make you spaghetti, and then watch a show with you while we rock you gently to sleep.

Goals
100% complete
Cewsh once took his wife on a date to see The Marine starring John Cena. That doesn't have anything to do with $40, it's just a depressing fact that we wanted to share with you. 

For $40, we'll release a State of the Wrestling World 2019 podcast where we cover all of the modern day stuff that we always hint at, but never talk about. Current WWE, the development of AEW, the global growth of New Japan, and the state of the ravaged independent scene. We have so many hot takes about the current wrestling world that occasional they spill over into our retro show reviews. This is your chance to bask in the warm glow of them for a full show.
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The Lawcast is on a mission. A mission to walk through the best and worst moments of professional wrestling history and expose the truth. For far too long, recklessly false narratives such as, "Sid isn't the coolest guy ever," and "Of course the Montreal Screwjob wasn't a work, what's wrong with you?" have plagued the wrestling community. But now, with your proud stewards Law and Cewsh in the driver's seat, you will get the opportunity to revisit these moments and shows in a way you never have before. And if that doesn't interest you...well...at the very least, there's at least one dick joke per episode.

Recent posts by The Lawcast

Tiers
Law Students
$1 or more per month

This isn't about money for us. We just want to build a community of people who like the show and want to be a part of it in some way. Throwing in a dollar shows that you want us to keep on with our wrestling adventure, and every night before I go to sleep, I will whisper your screen name like a ward against evil spirits.

Leg Drop Litigators
$5 or more per month

Now this is where it starts getting good. For $5 a month, you get access to Patreon only posts, where Cewsh will be posting lists, match ratings for any shows that are watched, and updates about the podcast, including what the schedule for the next shows will be. This is by far the best way to follow the show and to know what is going on, and we're looking forward to making it a fun experience for you guys.

Armbar Arbiters
$10 or more per month

Oh boy, here we go. For $10, you'll not only get your name listed off on every podcast from here to eternity, but you can send us one phrase that you would like to hear either of us say, and, (as long as it isn't horrible in some way,) we will say it with gusto and even do an impersonation of your favorite wrestler. 


We secretly long for the old days of cutting Ultimate Warrior promos on each other. You can make that dream come true. Or you can make us say something truly embarrassing. 


Please nothing about Bobby Lashley, please nothing about Bobby Lashley, please nothing about Bobby Lashley...

Pumphandle Prosecutors
$15 or more per month

$15 is a lot of money to be handing over to a podcast. In order to make it worth your while, we will let you choose a show for us to do. In can be this week's episode of Raw, or some grainy footage of Frank Gotch, or anything in between. No matter what you choose, we will do our best to give it the ol' razzle dazzle. 


Oh, and your name will be in the title of the episode and in the show notes so everyone knows it was YOUR GODDAMN FAULT.

Backdrop Bailiffs
$20 or more per month

Well here we are, you went and did it, didn't you. You forced our hand. With $20 in our pocket, I have no choice but to bring Cewsh Reviews out of retirement on your behalf. You choose the show, and you can work with me on it or set me adrift in whatever twisted hellscape you summon for me. You'll get the full deal: pictures, long winded rants about the decline of the snapmare in wrestling, and just so, so many fashion critiques.


And what the hell, we'll also throw in a handwritten postcard from Cewsh where he will tell you about a wrestling conspiracy theory that he believes in entirely too deeply. Loving memento or potential evidence in a future criminal case? Why not both!

WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE?!
$1,000 or more per month

For $1,000 Law and Cewsh will come to your house, pick up your dry cleaning, make you spaghetti, and then watch a show with you while we rock you gently to sleep.