Classical Sass is creating blog pieces
12

patrons

$141
per month
I'm a writer. Or, I'm working on being able to type that without qualifiers. I got my start on Medium, and am bringing my bonanza here because so many have rawked about the brilliance of this site. My daily blog tended towards growth and life humor posts, but this year, I'll be doing weekly short stories. It's looking like they're all borderline horror stories in the fairy tale genre. Oopsy?  
Tiers
The Undaily
$5 or more per month 4 patrons
The Undaily! One undaily every Wednesday in addition to the short story on Thursday. 
New 'Skill'
$10 or more per month 6 patrons
One additional post every fourth week visible only to y'all. I'm thinking I'll chronicle my catastrophic drawing attempts. You're welcome. [all previous tier rewards included]
Preventing Me From Being on the News
$25 or more per month 1 patron
My gratitude, as seen via me being more likely to pay my bills and less likely to try selling sculptures made of dog fur to the neighbors. Actually, this tier purchases my neighbors' gratitude, but I swear it's still worth it. 
My left kidney
$50 or more per month 1 patron
You don't want my left kidney. But, you'll get a signed copy of the book when it's done, all previous tier rewards, and the knowledge that I briefly considered chucking out a kidney for you. 
Goals
$141 of $1,000 per month
The book I've been writing has started to eat my sanity. I've been working on it for a jillion years and it's time for it to be a finished project. It's a sci-fi/fantasy-philosophy novel for young adults. I figure, in order to be financially secure enough to pour time into writing a novel, I need to hit $1,000/month.
I'd love to eventually get back to the daily posts that drew my first people in, and being financially secure would allow me the time to do that as well. 
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I'm a writer. Or, I'm working on being able to type that without qualifiers. I got my start on Medium, and am bringing my bonanza here because so many have rawked about the brilliance of this site. My daily blog tended towards growth and life humor posts, but this year, I'll be doing weekly short stories. It's looking like they're all borderline horror stories in the fairy tale genre. Oopsy?  

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Tiers
The Undaily
$5 or more per month 4 patrons
The Undaily! One undaily every Wednesday in addition to the short story on Thursday. 
New 'Skill'
$10 or more per month 6 patrons
One additional post every fourth week visible only to y'all. I'm thinking I'll chronicle my catastrophic drawing attempts. You're welcome. [all previous tier rewards included]
Preventing Me From Being on the News
$25 or more per month 1 patron
My gratitude, as seen via me being more likely to pay my bills and less likely to try selling sculptures made of dog fur to the neighbors. Actually, this tier purchases my neighbors' gratitude, but I swear it's still worth it. 
My left kidney
$50 or more per month 1 patron
You don't want my left kidney. But, you'll get a signed copy of the book when it's done, all previous tier rewards, and the knowledge that I briefly considered chucking out a kidney for you.