Classical Sass is creating blog pieces
15

patrons

$149
per month
I'm a writer and a violinist with a mountain of pets and a weirdly imbedded notion that I like to bake, despite screaming nonstop and unsoberly each and every time I brave the kitchen. Examples of my writing work can be found on Medium; included are two links to my archives on that site. We'll be into blog posts (often sarcastic and grim), book writing, food nonsense, and new skills in my Patreon this year. Most of my learning is done via stealthy realizations, excellent friendships, and humor to mark the plateaus as they are reached; my writing is often a reflection of that process. 
*PSA I also make up words and then don't apologize for it 

2017 Archive (Dailies)
2018 Archive (short stories)
Tiers
The (un)Daily Blog
$1 or more per month 1 patron
Access to blog posts every week. 
Teasers
$2 or more per month 1 patron
Access to blog posts every week, plus access to one teaser/excerpt from The Book every month
Drawing Attempts
$5 or more per month 5 patrons
Access to blog posts every week and the monthly teaser
plus access to one 'drawing attempt' post every month
Drunk Recipes
$10 or more per month 6 patrons
All previous tier rewards included, plus one 'drunk recipe' post per month so y'all get glimpses of my kitchen 'process'. *spoiler: wines 
Preventing Me From Being on the News
$25 or more per month 1 patron
My gratitude, as seen via me being more likely to pay my bills and less likely to try selling sculptures made of dog fur to the neighbors. Actually, this tier purchases my neighbors' gratitude, but I swear it's still worth it. 
All previous tier rewards included, plus I will write a poetry or blog post every month based on either a prompt from you, or (if no prompts are offered) based on one of the comments left on my posts. *if this tier gets super popular, I will have to tweak limits of prompted posts for time reasons, but as is, we are good to go with one prompted post per $25 tier patron. 
My left kidney
$50 or more per month 1 patron
You don't want my left kidney. But, you'll get a signed copy of the book when it's done, all previous tier rewards, and the knowledge that I briefly considered chucking out a kidney for you. 
*all previous tier rewards included*
Goals
15 of 25 patrons
If we can get to 25 patrons, we will celebrate with a live chat video for our community that will include: Q and A, live intro to pets, and a violin duet with hubs. <3
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I'm a writer and a violinist with a mountain of pets and a weirdly imbedded notion that I like to bake, despite screaming nonstop and unsoberly each and every time I brave the kitchen. Examples of my writing work can be found on Medium; included are two links to my archives on that site. We'll be into blog posts (often sarcastic and grim), book writing, food nonsense, and new skills in my Patreon this year. Most of my learning is done via stealthy realizations, excellent friendships, and humor to mark the plateaus as they are reached; my writing is often a reflection of that process. 
*PSA I also make up words and then don't apologize for it 

2017 Archive (Dailies)
2018 Archive (short stories)

Recent posts by Classical Sass

Tiers
The (un)Daily Blog
$1 or more per month 1 patron
Access to blog posts every week. 
Teasers
$2 or more per month 1 patron
Access to blog posts every week, plus access to one teaser/excerpt from The Book every month
Drawing Attempts
$5 or more per month 5 patrons
Access to blog posts every week and the monthly teaser
plus access to one 'drawing attempt' post every month
Drunk Recipes
$10 or more per month 6 patrons
All previous tier rewards included, plus one 'drunk recipe' post per month so y'all get glimpses of my kitchen 'process'. *spoiler: wines 
Preventing Me From Being on the News
$25 or more per month 1 patron
My gratitude, as seen via me being more likely to pay my bills and less likely to try selling sculptures made of dog fur to the neighbors. Actually, this tier purchases my neighbors' gratitude, but I swear it's still worth it. 
All previous tier rewards included, plus I will write a poetry or blog post every month based on either a prompt from you, or (if no prompts are offered) based on one of the comments left on my posts. *if this tier gets super popular, I will have to tweak limits of prompted posts for time reasons, but as is, we are good to go with one prompted post per $25 tier patron. 
My left kidney
$50 or more per month 1 patron
You don't want my left kidney. But, you'll get a signed copy of the book when it's done, all previous tier rewards, and the knowledge that I briefly considered chucking out a kidney for you. 
*all previous tier rewards included*