Cognizeit

is creating serious articles on current events, candy-coated with humor

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Welcome to the Cognizeit family! Your support of serious yet jocular analysis is deeply appreciated. Joining at this and higher levels gives you access to all news, announcements, and articles posted here on Cognizeit's Patreon site.
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This is the tier for Patrons who love reading. In addition to lower-tier bonuses, Patrons at this level have full access to the Cognizeit archives, including articles from the now-defunct Well-Read Man (serious politics) and Humorality (Onion-style humor) web sites. Additionally, while posts from the main Cognizeit site are available to the public for a limited time (typically months), Patrons at this level will continue to have access to all articles.

NOTE: The Humorality and Well-Read Man archives, nearly 200 articles in all, will be uploaded gradually between October and December 2020. Thank you for your patience.
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Do you like reading words, but wish they came in the large, economy size? Good news! Patrons at this tier receive all lower-tier benefits, and get a free copy of Self-Evident, Tim Patrick's book on the Declaration of Independence. Discover more about the book at https://owanipress.com/SelfEvident. This benefit refers to the e-book edition.
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About

What a crazy world! Nobody reads newspapers anymore, but if you did, you would be shocked at how much yuckiness there is out there. Sometimes, there’s nothing you can do about it. But usually, a little research, some deep thinking, and a bit of sarcasm can go a long way in overcoming the yuck.

That’s why Cognizeit exists, to bring research, deep thinking, and sarcasm to the table. We could have created one of those depressing blame-the-other-party commentary sites, but where’s the fun in that? Literally, where’s the fun? Cognizeit has the commentary you crave, and yet it’s fun.

Cognizeit is produced and hosted by Tim Patrick, a gentle, shy soul who still managed to write a dozen or so books. His massive publishing empire and part of his ego are found at https://owanipress.com.
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