DanteEXE is creating a Stream! Perhaps some art? Likely Both.
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Having been born, raised, and trained under the extremely capable hands of parents like Nintendo and Sega (rip); I seek to try to give back to the gaming community by being witty and failing abysmally!

Any support of my failure can help make you a success!*

Donations will help keep people like me off the streets, so you can see me caged on a digital stream instead! A true win-win scenario for all of humanity! So go on and keep me away from your families by paying me to not leave a monitor! We pay people to keep bad people incarcerated, so I will help everyone by cutting out the middle man! Prison!

*Lies, but if you do become a success after donating, then I told you so.
Having been born, raised, and trained under the extremely capable hands of parents like Nintendo and Sega (rip); I seek to try to give back to the gaming community by being witty and failing abysmally!

Any support of my failure can help make you a success!*

Donations will help keep people like me off the streets, so you can see me caged on a digital stream instead! A true win-win scenario for all of humanity! So go on and keep me away from your families by paying me to not leave a monitor! We pay people to keep bad people incarcerated, so I will help everyone by cutting out the middle man! Prison!

*Lies, but if you do become a success after donating, then I told you so.

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