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The Plantain has been Miami's Most Super News Source since 2016. We are a volunteer operation and need some cash to pay for server costs, etc.  Your help would be very much appreciated. 
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A paper zine of our favorite articles
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You're super cool thanks a lot for the $30 or more dollars
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You basically paid for our yearly costs
The Plantain has been Miami's Most Super News Source since 2016. We are a volunteer operation and need some cash to pay for server costs, etc.  Your help would be very much appreciated. 

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Tiers
Very cheap fans
$1 or more per creation
You get our gratitude, which we sell in increments of $1.00. 
Platanito
$10 or more per creation
Thanks for the $10.00 or more
A paper zine of our favorite articles
$30 or more per creation only 12 left
You're super cool thanks a lot for the $30 or more dollars
OMG thanks for the $100 dollars
$100 or more per creation only 5 left
This is very helpful
Our favorite person in the world
$1,000 or more per creation only 3 left
You basically paid for our yearly costs