Imitation Crabmeats is creating video content, writing, and assorted oddities
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Hello, Stranger. I'm sure you have questions. How did you get here? In fact, how did any of us get here? Where are you going to put all that money you heisted from that old, haunted bank? Who could be your number one crab friend?
Now, finally, the answer. Put some dollars in this space and you can prove that there's hope for the world. Now I bet you're thinking that I've made a rather lofty claim, but how can you truly know that humanity wouldn't be saved by giving me a small shred of your disposable income? Do you want to have that weight on your soul, knowing you could have saved us?
Or just give me money so I can keep making silly videos and stories.
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Hello, Stranger. I'm sure you have questions. How did you get here? In fact, how did any of us get here? Where are you going to put all that money you heisted from that old, haunted bank? Who could be your number one crab friend?
Now, finally, the answer. Put some dollars in this space and you can prove that there's hope for the world. Now I bet you're thinking that I've made a rather lofty claim, but how can you truly know that humanity wouldn't be saved by giving me a small shred of your disposable income? Do you want to have that weight on your soul, knowing you could have saved us?
Or just give me money so I can keep making silly videos and stories.

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