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ying me this much (patreon cut me off early on the tier title so it's continued down here)

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hey what's up gang!!!! or team, actually, as that's much nicer and doesn't have negative connotations associated with it!!! i'm here to get MONEY and i need your help!!!!! that's right!!! cash!!!!! sometimes i make stuff that absolutely nobody wants to see (because nobody ever asks UwU) but that hasn't ever stopped me in the past!!! so come on down to Cool Town and uh, toss me some coins!!!! yeah!!!!!! buddy!!!!!!! stay tuned for my awful game projects in the future!! maybe...

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