Victoria Nachos

is creating Stories, advice, and laughter around sex and dating

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At this level, you've chosen to support my work and writing (and honestly I couldn't be more grateful). You'll also get the occasional update with any major changes in my life or new projects in the works. 

Access

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At this level, you'll get access to exclusive essays full of advice on sex, dating, body positivity, standing up for yourself, having confidence, feminism, checking your privilege, how to explore your sexuality, and just generally being a bad ass bitch (#nodietculture)


You can expect topics like:
- How I went from ego based hookups to purely pleasured based ones
- Online dating for fat girls
- How to spot a catfish and other red flags
- current social issues (ie. how the f*ck do we f*ck during a global pandemic)
- body politics and how to truly love your body
- a play by play of a dating disaster or sexual escapade
- advice on sex and dating
- stories and lessons from my past
- and the list goes one

Access and Stories

$5
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At this level, you'll get access to everything from Tier 2 plus each month you'll receive a completed short story (either published solely in literary magazines thus far or completely unpublished--look at you getting a sneak peek!)

Some of the stories you can expect to receive:

How to Give a Passive Aggressive Handjob
How to Have a Fake Affair With a Real Celebrity
A Series of Men Lying About Inches 




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About Victoria Nachos

Writer. Dater. Masturbator.

What I do: I write about sex for a living and take out the trash (mostly in the form of men via screenshots on my instagram). I am a person/this is a personal account (which is why everything I write is personal, in one way or another).

Who I am: I'm a happy fatty living in Vancouver and trying to live a life worth writing about (mostly by elevating female pleasure).

What I offer: A window into my sex and dating life, a glimpse into my soul (sorry, that was corny), advice based on everything I've learned along the way, heartbreak when it spills over, jokes on more days than most, and some critiques about society and culture (particularly in the form of sexual and body politics).

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