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TURBO Charging Program

This is for patrons who would like to slowly charge up for TURBO club induction, or for existing TURBO members who would like to keep their membership humming! All contributions are tracked and once you reach the total needed for TURBO status we'll bring you aboard.

See the following tiers for details on the TURBO club.

PAYMENT NOTE: PayPal is preferred for lower contributions due to high fees for credit card payments.

Movie Night Access!

Each month we're gonna have a movie night!  Patrons in this tier will be sent a link to a private livestream where you can sync up your own copy of that month's film with our video commentary. There will also be an archived copy that you can download if you miss the stream.

Note: You are pledging for access to a movie night at the beginning of NEXT month.

AUGUST DOUBLE FEATURE: Cool as Ice AND Mortal Kombat

BONUS: Everything you contribute to this tier is accumulate toward becoming a TURBO club member in the future! Please note that the free t-shirt offer does not apply to this method of joining.

T-T-TURBO CLUB!

At the end of the month (when payments are processed) you will be given a lifetime* membership in the TURBO club! You'll also get a TURBO Tee!

Current Benefits include:

• Access to the on screen chat room during shows.
• Access to our community Minecraft Server.
• Access to our community TF2 Server.
• Access to our private movie night streams.
• Access to the all archived movie nights (instead of just the most recent one).

 
* Lifetime of your account. Which, can be revoked at our discretion if you're a jerk. Don't be a jerk and follow the guidelines posted in our forums. Annual membership renewal is suggested if you feel you are getting value from the show but it is not enforced.

If you would like access to the TURBO club before the end of the month, please use the PayPal buttons found HERE instead.

Sponsor a Host

You will be responsible for the appearance of one of us on an episode. The host of your choice will thank you personally at the top of the show for putting them there, and will exclaim a short phrase* (10 words or less) of your choice. We'll also show a picture of you if you submit one. You also get TURBO membership and a free shirt with this reward!

*We obviously reserve the right to reject any phrase and ask you to come up with a new one. Reasons for that might include the phrase being racist, sexist, political, or whatever.

Keep in mind you may have to wait in line if you choose a host that already has a sponsor. You will be put in a queue until their next appearence!

Sponsor an Episode

Everyone will know that you were responsible for bringing our special brand of stupidity to the screen. Every hour or so we will mention that the show is "brought to you by Hank*" and we will also give a brief (under 30 second) message to the audience. We'll show a picture of you, your dog, or your car when we do so! You also get TURBO membership and a free shirt with this reward!

*We're just assuming your name is Hank, but correct us if we're wrong.