Vi Hart is creating
Microwave Videos

Counting down with the microwave is very important

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9:99
$999 per microwave countdown
This is enough capitalism to go back to a weekly microwave upload schedule!!!
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I do other things besides counting down with the microwave, but this page is about that thing right now.

My other things are well supported; I do not need your money to continue them. This page is for supporting microwave counting only.

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It would be interesting to me if you wanted to do capitalism to this human endeavor.

Pledge $0.09 or more per microwave countdown

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This is a sensible amount if you want to be in Secret Microwave Club but only want to do a tiny bit of capitalism to it.

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You will have access to content on this page that is only available to people who do capitalism to microwave videos. This content will include things you might like if you like microwave videos, not, like, magical things for normal people.

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Wow! 9.99! That's per microwave video, you realize, right? There's a lot of them left in the series, and for this much, I will tell you exactly how many and how much that adds up to. This Digital Microwave Explainer Content Package includes a short video.

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You are a patron of the arts and a defender of capitalism! You must have true passion for microwave counting to throw this much economic weight behind their creation. As a "thank you," tell me your favourite number from 0:01 to 9:99 and I will personally record a short mp3 of it and email it to you. You can loop it and listen to it over and over if you like.

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I'm not sure why you would do this. Maybe because the universe is cold and uncaring. Maybe embracing the absurd is the only way you can still experience joy. Maybe it's worth it for the mere wisp of hope that you'll feel anything at all.

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What would I do for $9,999.99? Maybe draw you a robot?

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This is enough capitalism that I'd be willing to travel to your microwave and do a countdown with you. I would do this even if I do not like you very much. You can bring your friends! :D

Isn't "99,999.99" pretty? I like how the comma and decimal point break up this palindromic number in a symmetric way.
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