VOCAB MALONE

is creating urban apologetics content w/edge, humor, & thoughtfulness

67

patrons

$1,028

per month
FILTER
Tiers
EWOK SQUAD
$1 or more per month
I'll know your name. You have my gratitude. And respect.
PADAWAN LEVEL
$3 or more per month
You receive all the previous rewards plus the ultra cool distinction of being trained to use the Force.
REBEL SQUAD
$5 or more per month
You get a public social media shout out at least once a month. 
JEDI SQUAD
$10 or more per month
You are invited to a monthly video chat w/all the other Jedi. *plus all other previous rewards*
MASTER SQUAD
$20 or more per month

You and I have a phone call once a year (if you'd like). I'll give you exclusive updates, news, and information. We can pray together. *plus all other previous rewards*

Han Solo (Harrison Ford, original)
$40 or more per month (sold out!)

Han Solo may not be a Jedi, but he is much cooler than all of them.

-- Benefits include all previous tiers


-- Additional cool factor of being known as OG Han Solo

(two people at this tier, one is "younger" Han, the other Force Awakens "older" Han)

Boba Fett
$50 or more per month only 1 left

You receive all the previous rewards plus the ultra cool distinction of being known as BOBA FETT, the iconic bounty hunter who first made his appearance in The Empire Strikes Back. Only three people can earn this reward (Boba Fett, Jango, his father, AND one simply named THE MANDALORIAN).

Chewbacca
$75 or more per month only 1 left
You receive all the previous rewards plus the ultra cool distinction of being known as CHEWIE, the WOOKIE sidekick. Only one person can earn this reward. Granted, he may have less "power" than the Jedi, but he's WAY more lovable!
SITH LEVEL
$100 or more per month (sold out!)

If you do this, you earn everything aforementioned. And ... since you are being so epic, we'll discuss details and figure out what works best for you for the rest (I'll want to truly discern, what do YOU want out of this?). I'll do my best to be flexible and oblige (within godly reason, of course).

Only two Sith there can be. No more. No less.

(ONE OF YOU IS VADER SANS HELMET @ THE END OF ROTJ)

Darth "Disney"
$125 or more per month (sold out!)

You receive all the previous rewards. GEORGE LUCAS will always be THE MAN, but Disney owns Star Wars now ... and makes more money. That's gotta count for something, right? Only one person can earn this reward.

GEORGE LUCAS
$150 or more per month only 1 left

You receive all the previous rewards plus the ultra cool distinction of being known as GEORGE LUCAS. Only TWO people can earn this reward. The man is the visionary force behind the greatest trilogy of all time. You can be him ... sans the billions.

(the first patron is Original Trilogy Licas, the second is Prequel Trilogy Lucas. Not as good, but still better than Disney LOL)

THE EMPEROR
$175 or more per month only 3 left

I know it may seem odd to have THE EMPEROR ahead of Lucas and everyone else. But if you watch the Prequels, it's clear THE EMPEROR was the one who was always really running the whole show.

You receive all the previous rewards plus the ultra cool distinction of being known as EMPEROR PALPATINE (first Patron is the Emperor, second is Darth Sidious, third is Senator Palpatine)

Tiers
EWOK SQUAD
$1 or more per month
I'll know your name. You have my gratitude. And respect.
PADAWAN LEVEL
$3 or more per month
You receive all the previous rewards plus the ultra cool distinction of being trained to use the Force.
REBEL SQUAD
$5 or more per month
You get a public social media shout out at least once a month. 
JEDI SQUAD
$10 or more per month
You are invited to a monthly video chat w/all the other Jedi. *plus all other previous rewards*
MASTER SQUAD
$20 or more per month

You and I have a phone call once a year (if you'd like). I'll give you exclusive updates, news, and information. We can pray together. *plus all other previous rewards*

Han Solo (Harrison Ford, original)
$40 or more per month (sold out!)

Han Solo may not be a Jedi, but he is much cooler than all of them.

-- Benefits include all previous tiers


-- Additional cool factor of being known as OG Han Solo

(two people at this tier, one is "younger" Han, the other Force Awakens "older" Han)

Boba Fett
$50 or more per month only 1 left

You receive all the previous rewards plus the ultra cool distinction of being known as BOBA FETT, the iconic bounty hunter who first made his appearance in The Empire Strikes Back. Only three people can earn this reward (Boba Fett, Jango, his father, AND one simply named THE MANDALORIAN).

Chewbacca
$75 or more per month only 1 left
You receive all the previous rewards plus the ultra cool distinction of being known as CHEWIE, the WOOKIE sidekick. Only one person can earn this reward. Granted, he may have less "power" than the Jedi, but he's WAY more lovable!
SITH LEVEL
$100 or more per month (sold out!)

If you do this, you earn everything aforementioned. And ... since you are being so epic, we'll discuss details and figure out what works best for you for the rest (I'll want to truly discern, what do YOU want out of this?). I'll do my best to be flexible and oblige (within godly reason, of course).

Only two Sith there can be. No more. No less.

(ONE OF YOU IS VADER SANS HELMET @ THE END OF ROTJ)

Darth "Disney"
$125 or more per month (sold out!)

You receive all the previous rewards. GEORGE LUCAS will always be THE MAN, but Disney owns Star Wars now ... and makes more money. That's gotta count for something, right? Only one person can earn this reward.

GEORGE LUCAS
$150 or more per month only 1 left

You receive all the previous rewards plus the ultra cool distinction of being known as GEORGE LUCAS. Only TWO people can earn this reward. The man is the visionary force behind the greatest trilogy of all time. You can be him ... sans the billions.

(the first patron is Original Trilogy Licas, the second is Prequel Trilogy Lucas. Not as good, but still better than Disney LOL)

THE EMPEROR
$175 or more per month only 3 left

I know it may seem odd to have THE EMPEROR ahead of Lucas and everyone else. But if you watch the Prequels, it's clear THE EMPEROR was the one who was always really running the whole show.

You receive all the previous rewards plus the ultra cool distinction of being known as EMPEROR PALPATINE (first Patron is the Emperor, second is Darth Sidious, third is Senator Palpatine)