A. Devia & Ophelia are creating Epic Tales, Silliness & Divine Prophesy. Spiritual Community.
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Hello? Hello....
Oh, there you are! You're a little transparent right now. Concentrate a little harder and I know you can get here. Where is here? Well, you'll just have to join us to find out all the deepest secrets. But maybe you're not ready. This journey isn't for the faint of heart! My companions must be brave, strong, and flexible!
"Flexible? Like backbends and stuff?" asked Ophelia the pixie.
Something like that.... 
Warning! Contained within these pages you will find bits and pieces, mystical stories about the Gods and Goddesses, incantations, short stories, parables, epic tales, recipes, spells and more. Ophelia and I are on a Quest; it is full of serious moments, silliness, romance, sex, mystery and adventure...

Because it's time you knew the truth about your Gods and the origins of man.
Or
Whoever published this wanted a check.
Or
Well, you see, I've been ordered to "Write in a book" before, and I fucked it up. So now I listen, and I write all kinds of shit and have been for hundreds of years now. Good luck reading it!
Or
This is just a parody, satire, for comedic purposes only and should not be judged on anything except your quality of laughter. Or is it?
Or
Because we are un-dimensional beings living outside the space/time continuum and this really is how we plot the course of your world and thought it was time you knew the truth.
Or
Because a crazy immortal pixie made me do it.

Whatever the reason, may Lilatheen be your guide when the darkness falls, may Damial provide you with the light of the wishing star and may Ragar smile upon your death, because in the end….we all die.

From the heart of the earth and the sublime ether, Wanderer is a beacon in the dark for those forging their own sacred path. Thank you for joining me, friend, and taking the first step on a new journey.

Why should you subscribe?

Like you, I have bills to pay and mouths to feed. You see immortality, divine friends, magical training...I just doesn't pay the mortgage! Like the rules of the ancient Jinn, you cannot make a wish for unlimited money and I cannot cast a spell for it either. Bummer right?

Writing and art are time consuming. To put together enough material for a book can take a year or more of full-time work. By delivering content on a monthly basis, it helps put new and fun information in your hands faster! Plus, my kids are pretty demanding when it comes to putting dinner on the table every single day! Can you believe it?

"I can believe it. I LOVE lasagna and popcorn!" Ophelia chimed in.

So, subscribe, you won't be sorry, the adventure will be epic, the scenery beautiful and ....
"And I'm simply fabulous!" Ophelia typed by jumping from key to key.

Join Us on Social Media


Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/wandererbat/
A. Devia on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/wandererdevia
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wandererbat/
Twitter https://twitter.com/Wanderer313
Pinterest https://www.pinterest.com/wandererbat/
You Tube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGOgudt--9ywV__0iS9ZfpQ
Google + http://plus.google.com/+ADeviaWandererBat

Rune Spirits book on Amazon:
Kindle: http://bit.ly/RuneSpirits-Kindle
Paperback: http://bit.ly/RuneSpirits-Paperback
Rewards
Seeker
$2 or more per month
Joins us for our non-denominational sermons and musings. You'll get a sneak peek at new blog posts a week before the general public.
Brownie (House Elf)
$8 or more per month
You're here to help. I'll tell you what, you help me and I'll help you...find a sock! You'll get the previous rewards plus some stories, recipes, incantations/poems and other stuff not available to the general public.
Demi-God
$10 or more per month
Your super-human abilities will grant you access to ALL occasional bonus material, stories, incantations, recipes, photos, who knows!  Plus you receive a free digital copy of my book, Rune Spirits (PDF & MOBI).
Inccubi / Succubi
$13 or more per month
Your appetites are refined and specific. Some say you're a demon, but I'm your angel undercover. You'll get all the previous rewards plus access to any adult digital content I've posted. (Frequency of delivery of new adult content not guaranteed.)
Hello? Hello....
Oh, there you are! You're a little transparent right now. Concentrate a little harder and I know you can get here. Where is here? Well, you'll just have to join us to find out all the deepest secrets. But maybe you're not ready. This journey isn't for the faint of heart! My companions must be brave, strong, and flexible!
"Flexible? Like backbends and stuff?" asked Ophelia the pixie.
Something like that.... 
Warning! Contained within these pages you will find bits and pieces, mystical stories about the Gods and Goddesses, incantations, short stories, parables, epic tales, recipes, spells and more. Ophelia and I are on a Quest; it is full of serious moments, silliness, romance, sex, mystery and adventure...

Because it's time you knew the truth about your Gods and the origins of man.
Or
Whoever published this wanted a check.
Or
Well, you see, I've been ordered to "Write in a book" before, and I fucked it up. So now I listen, and I write all kinds of shit and have been for hundreds of years now. Good luck reading it!
Or
This is just a parody, satire, for comedic purposes only and should not be judged on anything except your quality of laughter. Or is it?
Or
Because we are un-dimensional beings living outside the space/time continuum and this really is how we plot the course of your world and thought it was time you knew the truth.
Or
Because a crazy immortal pixie made me do it.

Whatever the reason, may Lilatheen be your guide when the darkness falls, may Damial provide you with the light of the wishing star and may Ragar smile upon your death, because in the end….we all die.

From the heart of the earth and the sublime ether, Wanderer is a beacon in the dark for those forging their own sacred path. Thank you for joining me, friend, and taking the first step on a new journey.

Why should you subscribe?

Like you, I have bills to pay and mouths to feed. You see immortality, divine friends, magical training...I just doesn't pay the mortgage! Like the rules of the ancient Jinn, you cannot make a wish for unlimited money and I cannot cast a spell for it either. Bummer right?

Writing and art are time consuming. To put together enough material for a book can take a year or more of full-time work. By delivering content on a monthly basis, it helps put new and fun information in your hands faster! Plus, my kids are pretty demanding when it comes to putting dinner on the table every single day! Can you believe it?

"I can believe it. I LOVE lasagna and popcorn!" Ophelia chimed in.

So, subscribe, you won't be sorry, the adventure will be epic, the scenery beautiful and ....
"And I'm simply fabulous!" Ophelia typed by jumping from key to key.

Join Us on Social Media


Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/wandererbat/
A. Devia on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/wandererdevia
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wandererbat/
Twitter https://twitter.com/Wanderer313
Pinterest https://www.pinterest.com/wandererbat/
You Tube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGOgudt--9ywV__0iS9ZfpQ
Google + http://plus.google.com/+ADeviaWandererBat

Rune Spirits book on Amazon:
Kindle: http://bit.ly/RuneSpirits-Kindle
Paperback: http://bit.ly/RuneSpirits-Paperback

Recent posts by A. Devia & Ophelia

Rewards
Seeker
$2 or more per month
Joins us for our non-denominational sermons and musings. You'll get a sneak peek at new blog posts a week before the general public.
Brownie (House Elf)
$8 or more per month
You're here to help. I'll tell you what, you help me and I'll help you...find a sock! You'll get the previous rewards plus some stories, recipes, incantations/poems and other stuff not available to the general public.
Demi-God
$10 or more per month
Your super-human abilities will grant you access to ALL occasional bonus material, stories, incantations, recipes, photos, who knows!  Plus you receive a free digital copy of my book, Rune Spirits (PDF & MOBI).
Inccubi / Succubi
$13 or more per month
Your appetites are refined and specific. Some say you're a demon, but I'm your angel undercover. You'll get all the previous rewards plus access to any adult digital content I've posted. (Frequency of delivery of new adult content not guaranteed.)