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Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen!  Welcome to Warped, where we are more than just another unnecessary Star Trek podcast.

On this show, join Matt, Shawn, and friends as they make their way through every Star Trek episode ever aired - IN ORDER - and listen to a unique audio commentary track that can be enjoyed alongside your favorite (and least favorite) episodes.

From our diatribes on mail-order mattresses to extolling the virtues of REO Speedwagon, Warped has something for everyone. Also, we sometimes talk about Star Trek.

During the podcast, Shawn will graciously count down the start of each episode. This way, you can watch along with us at home on your TV or other streaming video device. Never before has it been so easy to faithfully simulate real-world time-wasting with your friends while enjoying a cold beverage of your choice!

Whether you enjoy Warped on its own or as an audio commentary, you're sure to chuckle at our latest take on random nonsense.

Thanks for checking us out, and... See you in space!
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