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About Waterjet Channel

Mitchell was neglected as a child, he came to YouTube to get the attention he missed out on. We have had an amazing run on YouTube, and have been featured in noteworthy publications across the world, amassing hundreds of millions of views across platforms. He is now an attention junkie and we need your help to get him his next fix. 

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