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MAX & CHARLIE - BOTTOMFEEDER AESTHETES

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Milestone Goals
wiggle room!
$100 per month
we will have some wiggle room
making rent!
$525 per month
this will pay for our rent every month, which would feel and be amazing
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About

MAX is a small, nervous bisexual. CHARLIE is a big, nervous bisexual. We have an orange tabby named ROSWELL, a grey kitten named BUNNY, a papillion mix named CHLOE ELIZABETH, and a mastiff named KOVU. Between us, we have dropped out of college 5 times, and gotten all the way through an obedience course but missed the session where they hand out the diploma once.

Location

Klamath Falls, OR, USA

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hi, we are the catfish, nice to meet you. you probably know us through ZAZZLE POETRY, an ongoing web artjoke project. we love to make things up as we go and create GREAT CONTENT for your WILLING HEARTS. basically, if you want to give us money, you pledge a certain amount per month. your support goes to keeping us housed, fed & otherwise meeting all the basic sim needs.  we have a lot of ideas, i mean really, a lot. like check this out

WHAT ARE WE ALREADY DOING?
WHAT ELSE DO WE WANT TO DO?
  • more of the stuff we're already doing
  • conspiracy newsletter
  • musical endeavors 
  • release personally annotated Holy Bible 
  • advice column/videos 
  • daily mail update videos (what we got in the mail)
  • readings of found internet poetry 
  • encyclopedia written by our pets 
  • comics!!!!
WHY SHOULD YOU GIVE US MONEY?
being poor is so super boring. you have to spend all your time and energy on extremely difficult-to-market projects like trying to "eat" every single day AND still pay "rent". we can't afford the brand of cat food that doesn't give bunny awful farts, or cute kitten outfits that aren't from the dollar tree, or like, car insurance. this isn't really your problem, but the stress of having no money is not conducive to creative productivity. if you give us money, we'll give you a bunch of media. you'll get the good stuff, the gold - CONTENT!!! plus, we're both mentally ill transgender people, so you'll also be like, the next harvey milk or something. i don't know. that was the first activist who came to mind. i saw him on a stamp today. it would be amazing to be able to stabilize our living situation with those ideas, giving us more time & emotional energy to make more things. check out our stuff and if you like it, or have been a fan for a while, please consider helping us be happy & safe while making it!

plus, check out the rewards! if you want more of we are the catfish, this is the way to get it. if you don't have money right now or you're not sure you're ready to contribute, you can always subscribe and see all of our collected multi-platform public updates in one collected place!

CREDITS!
logo by the incredibly talented SARAH E. ROY
please check out her work!
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