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“Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less!” A discerning student of nature, you dig deeper than most, relentlessly pursuing truth. As the SCIENTIST, you gain access to UNLOCKED commentary and EXTRA posts! Includes access to all previous rewards, naturally.

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Your name (or company name) will get mentioned in at least 2 videos. Also, you will receive a sophisticated, intellectually curious package containing:

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About We Are Thinking

We Are Thinking is dedicated to Molotov Mitchell’s mantra, “Facts over feels.” In that vein, WAT has produced documentaries and short videos about topics like border security and gun control with no PC filter. The truth is what matters. That’s why we’ve also released regular statistical reports on the COVID-19 death toll and now the Biden Administration’s record with our project, We Are Tracking. All of this is headed up by Molotov Mitchell a.k.a. “The Think Tank.” If you don’t know what that means, here it is:

THINK: A member of Mensa (the world’s oldest high IQ society), Molotov Mitchell is an award-winning filmmaker, author, and public speaker.
TANK: As a combat instructor, he is a world-renowned Krav Maga expert, World Record-holder for Fastest Unarmed Gun Defense, and is in the U.S. Martial Arts Hall of Fame.
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