Weirdo Poetry

Weirdo Poetry

is creating Personal Essays, Fiction, Deranged Haiku, & Other Weird Poetry

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Welcome Weirdos! 

My name is Jason McBride, and I write for a living. I write personal essays about how weird and awkward my everyday life is. These stories are less Chicken Soup-style stories and more Chili for the Cynical Soul types of stories

I write dark, short stories where the villains aren't always evil and the good guys don't always win. These stories are all influenced by me watching way too much Twilight Zone at way too early an age. 

I also love poetry. But, you won't find any love poems here. Most of my poetry is about monsters and imagination. I'm a haiku maniac, but I also write other forms as well. 

If you are looking for the ordinary, you're in the wrong place. If you want to read work that will make you laugh, cry, and sometimes want to throw-up in your mouth a little bit, this is your home. 

Each week I publish at least one personal essay, one short story, and a handful of haiku for my patrons. I also publish books and stories behind paywalls that my patrons all have special access to. 

The world needs more weird. Help me make the world a little bit more interesting by supporting my work. 
Tiers
Weirdos
$5 or more per month

Helping me make the world more interesting

Cultists
$10 or more per month

True devotees of the weird

Weirdo Evangelists
$25 or more per month

Helping to spread the weird around the world

Welcome Weirdos! 

My name is Jason McBride, and I write for a living. I write personal essays about how weird and awkward my everyday life is. These stories are less Chicken Soup-style stories and more Chili for the Cynical Soul types of stories

I write dark, short stories where the villains aren't always evil and the good guys don't always win. These stories are all influenced by me watching way too much Twilight Zone at way too early an age. 

I also love poetry. But, you won't find any love poems here. Most of my poetry is about monsters and imagination. I'm a haiku maniac, but I also write other forms as well. 

If you are looking for the ordinary, you're in the wrong place. If you want to read work that will make you laugh, cry, and sometimes want to throw-up in your mouth a little bit, this is your home. 

Each week I publish at least one personal essay, one short story, and a handful of haiku for my patrons. I also publish books and stories behind paywalls that my patrons all have special access to. 

The world needs more weird. Help me make the world a little bit more interesting by supporting my work. 

Recent posts by Weirdo Poetry

Tiers
Weirdos
$5 or more per month

Helping me make the world more interesting

Cultists
$10 or more per month

True devotees of the weird

Weirdo Evangelists
$25 or more per month

Helping to spread the weird around the world