Welcome To Your Midlife Crisis

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For $1 a month you will have access to our Patreon feed. This is the only place you will be able to see pictures of the art and projects we talk about on the show. We will also post occasional tutorials and videos about the processes we use. It will be a good time. 

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About Welcome To Your Midlife Crisis

Is the realization you are officially “middle aged” totally screwing with your head? Does the fact that all the favorite bands of your youth are now doing “reunion tours” give you a paradoxical feeling of joyful melancholy? Does realizing you can’t lecture your kid about their tattoos and/or piercings without them bringing up yours give you a headache? Wondering how in the hell you are still out marching about the same bullshit you were back in your Riot Grrrl days? Well you are not alone!

Life is hard, yo! Just when you think you have it figured out fate throws a handful of nails under your worn tires and there you are, spinning out of control and desperately trying to gain traction. Big or small, it is easy to feel alone in your struggles and it doesn’t have to be that way. If you are anything like the rest of us tired assholes trying to accept that “middle age” is something actually happening to us, you thought you would have this shit figured out by now too.It is time to tighten up the laces on those old Docs and touch up our goddamned roots; because we are going to get through this crazy shit together.

In the Welcome To Your [email protected]%&ing Midlife Crisis podcast your hosts, Katie and Loni, gently ushers their fellow aging GenXers into a peaceful midlife crisis through real talk about life’s bullshit, excessive swearing, and a healthy dose of arts & crafts. Welcome To Your [email protected]%&ing Midlife Crisis picks up where their former podcast, Two Artsy Gals, left off. Think of it as Two Artsy Gals Chapter Two! Listen and relate as your hosts discuss the topics we are all facing head-on with humor and hope. Yes, they will still be talking about art, just from more of a sanity maintenance point of view rather than instructional. You can expect all of the laughter and inappropriate humor you have come to love from Katie and Loni, but with this podcast they are looking forward to sharing more about themselves and the things that really matter to them.

Your monthly donation will help Welcome To Your [email protected]%&ing Midlife Crisis:
  • Cover the cost of hosting fees so we can keep all of our episodes available online, and keep our website up and running.
  • Help us maintain our equipment.
  • Pay for periodic, small scale social media advertising campaigns so we can attract more listeners (eventually our hope is to appeal to larger sponsors so the show doesn’t have to be 100% listener supported).
  • And in our dream of dreams we would someday generate an income with the show so we can pay some god damned bills.
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Once we reach $500 a month we will begin making a quarterly zine. We also will add a $5 awards tier, giving Patrons at this level free digital copies. It is going to be a really fun zine and we are excited about it, so please help us get there.
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