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Wetwired

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About Wetwired

Wetwired is a weekly-ish podcast hosted by Jules and Sean. On our show, we're guided by one simple belief—things really don't have to be this bad. We investigate the absurd, ridiculous, outrageous, and sometimes simply crazy things that are so common that we hardly even notice them. Were things always this nuts? Are things getting worse, better, or is it just more of the same?

Why subscribe?

One of three reasons.
  1. You feel guilty for enjoying the free content that we've suffered to make and now you have nightmares.
  2. You want more stuff like premium episodes.
  3. You have a vision of a better future where we don't all get caught up in lame political and mass media bullshit all the time—and you're willing to help support that future!
The first reason means you're a simp. The second means you're just another filthy, dollar worshiping, Taco Bell capitalist. The third reason makes you a visionary worthy of admiration by your neighbors and loved ones. Don't worry, we love all of you no matter how disgusting you are (but we love the third kind of people the best). Now click that Join button.

Here's us begging like a public television station.

It takes a lot of time to plan, research, and record every episode of this podcast. There's just the two of us, and we both work full-time jobs when we're not doing this.

The more subscribers that we have, the better we can cover our expenses, produce expanded content and more deep-dive episodes, release new episodes more often, commission original music and art, and (maybe) hire someone to help with editing—anything to make the show better.

Enormous thanks to each and every one of our Patrons! We love you!

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6 of 100 patrons
For your pleasure, Jules will be forced to eat garbage and read James Lindsay's latest book, The Marxification of Education.
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