What God is Not
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Ordinary Saint/Feast
$2
/ monthBoth of us will read your name and say “Ahh, thank you (your name)” out loud. Mother will say, “I think the people in this category are actually the holiest because their donation is like the widows mite”. Fr. Michael will say “I used to have a widows peak at the front of my hair, but then my hair abandoned me”. Mother Natalia will respond “You’re such a good spiritual father, you would never abandon me”. Father Michael will say “There is only One who is Good, and that reminds me of a story about when I…”
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Saint/Feast with 6 Stichera
$5
/ monthYou’ll receive a What God is Not sticker and a shout-out.
Aaaaand we’ll tape a picture of your pet to the ceiling in Mother Natalia’s studio so that when she rolls her eyes at Father Michael she’s actually looking at it.
Aaaaand we’ll tape a picture of your pet to the ceiling in Mother Natalia’s studio so that when she rolls her eyes at Father Michael she’s actually looking at it.
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- Stickers!
Saint/Feast with a Great Doxology
$10
/ monthAll previous gifts along with a shout out with a short message for someone you know. You will also have access to bonus videos that Mother Natalia and Father Michael put out regularly.
Aaaaand you get to pick a fun fact that Mother Natalia will tell Father Michael and he will promptly forget.
Aaaaand you get to pick a fun fact that Mother Natalia will tell Father Michael and he will promptly forget.
- Bonus Videos!
- Shout out!
- Stickers!
Saint/Feast with a Polyeleos
$15
/ monthAll previous tiers along with getting to choose a “mini topic” that we discuss for about 10 minutes at the end of a future episode. We will cycle through all the members of this tier so give us multiple topic ideas!
Aaaaand you get to pick up a name that Father Michael drops. It wasn’t his fault, Snoop Dog bumped into him while he was chatting with Theodor Geisel.
Aaaaand you get to pick up a name that Father Michael drops. It wasn’t his fault, Snoop Dog bumped into him while he was chatting with Theodor Geisel.
- Bonus Videos!
- Choose a mini topic!
- Shout out!
- Stickers!
Saint/Feast With a Vigil
$25
/ monthAll previous tiers along with quarterly Zoom meetings with one or both hosts and the other members of this tier.
Aaaaand you get to give our squirrels a middle name.
Aaaaand you get to give our squirrels a middle name.
- Bonus Videos!
- Quarterly Virtual Meetings with Father and/or Mother!
- Shout out!
- Choose a mini topic!
- Stickers!
Great Feasts
$100
/ monthAll previous tiers, but if you remain in this tier for a year, we will figure out a way to visit you, or have you visit us, in person, go out to dinner and just hang out.
Aaaaand you get to name Mother Natalia’s “Awkward Aardvark” that gets announced when she is being especially awkward.
Aaaaand you get to name Mother Natalia’s “Awkward Aardvark” that gets announced when she is being especially awkward.
- Bonus Videos!
- Quarterly Virtual Meetings with Father and/or Mother!
- Visit and Dinner
- Choose a mini topic!
- Shout out!
- Stickers!
Pascha
$101
/ monthAnything above $100 a month
All previous tiers, and then we’ll call you to figure out what the hercules we’re supposed to do to thank you for this one!
Aaaand Christ is Risen!!! (But this one's real. He really is!)
All previous tiers, and then we’ll call you to figure out what the hercules we’re supposed to do to thank you for this one!
Aaaand Christ is Risen!!! (But this one's real. He really is!)
- Bonus Videos!
- Quarterly Virtual Meetings with Father and/or Mother!
- Stickers!
- Shout out!
- Choose a mini topic!
- Visit and Dinner
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