White Man Behind A Desk

is creating satire.

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The Executive Assistants

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(USD) Welcome to the team! You now have access to all the Patron-only WMBAD content that has ever been and ever will be, including a monthly mini monologue! A mini-logue if you will. And I really hope you will.

The Members of Parliament

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(USD) Welcome to the Christmas list! I don't believe in God, but I do believe in getting cards in the mail! If you join this tier, you'll get a card at the end of every year - hand-written by yours truly. (Me, Robbie.) Just make sure you keep your postal address updated!

The Cabinet Ministers

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(USD) As well as gaining access to the Patron-only feed and joining the Christmas list, you'll also get your name included at the end of every monologue, so you can pause it, point at it, and say to your friends, “THERE. THERE’S MY NAME. LOOK AT IT.”

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About White Man Behind A Desk

Kia ora! My name is Robbie and I'm another White Man Behind A Desk. I make comedy satire videos. The Sunday Star Times called me 'the kiwi John Oliver', which is insulting to kiwis, John Oliver, or both! Jacinda Ardern called me a 'satire genius', which is definitely a bad sign, because powerful people shouldn't like the people who satirise them. So... I promise to work on that.

Basically, this page is the way that I fund 'staying alive' while I put together the numerous proposals, pitches, and spec scripts involved in being a freelancer trying to make content in the year 2020. I don't work for anyone evil, and I never will! I don't work for a big organisation with a guaranteed income. Instead, I pitch to New Zealand On Air whenever I get the chance, and sometimes they say yes! (Keep an eye out for sneak previews here on this page.)

In the meantime, I rely on you. If you have a spare couple of dollars to spend a month, well, I'd appreciate it. And if you don't, then I promise to use my comedy to fight for a world in which you do. Thanks awfully.

Robbie

Note: It’s US dollars!
Goals
$783.49 of $4,000 per month
(USD) The ultimate goal is to make videos full time. With this amount, me and my co-writer Finnius Teppett could just do this. It's a long way off, but, you know, a millennial can dream?
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By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 67 exclusive posts
34
Images
6
Links
4
Polls
7
Writings
18
Videos

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