White Man Behind A Desk
White Man Behind A Desk
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The Executive Assistants
Welcome to the team! You now have access to all the Patron-only WMBAD content that has ever been and ever will be, including BTS content (not the band sorry) and a monthly monologue. Some of these monologues make their way onto YouTube later on, and some of them don't. You get to see them all, and well before anyone else! Haha!
The Members of Parliament
Welcome to the Christmas list! I don't believe in God, but I do believe in getting cards in the mail! If you join this tier, you'll get a card at the end of every year - hand-written by yours truly. (Me, Robbie.) Just make sure you keep your postal address updated!
The Cabinet Ministers
As well as gaining access to the Patron-only feed and joining the Christmas list, you'll also get your name included at the end of every monologue, so you can pause it, point at it, and say to your friends, “THERE. THERE’S MY NAME. LOOK AT IT.” (Imagine the Leo DiCaprio meme.)
The Prime Ministers
On top of everything else, you now get to choose the topic of the monthly monologue! Can you believe? Once a month there will be a poll with three topics you get to choose from. Choose wisely - the other patrons are depending on you. With great power comes great responsibility, etc.
The Executive Assistants
Welcome to the team! You now have access to all the Patron-only WMBAD content that has ever been and ever will be, including BTS content (not the band sorry) and a monthly monologue. Some of these monologues make their way onto YouTube later on, and some of them don't. You get to see them all, and well before anyone else! Haha!
The Members of Parliament
Welcome to the Christmas list! I don't believe in God, but I do believe in getting cards in the mail! If you join this tier, you'll get a card at the end of every year - hand-written by yours truly. (Me, Robbie.) Just make sure you keep your postal address updated!
The Cabinet Ministers
As well as gaining access to the Patron-only feed and joining the Christmas list, you'll also get your name included at the end of every monologue, so you can pause it, point at it, and say to your friends, “THERE. THERE’S MY NAME. LOOK AT IT.” (Imagine the Leo DiCaprio meme.)