White Man Behind A Desk

is creating satire.

81

patrons

$317

per month
Kia ora! My name is Robbie, and I’m another white man behind a desk.

The #WMBAD Team produces videos that The Huffington Post and Mediaite would probably describe as 'scathing' or 'vicious', if they had any idea who we were. Luckily, they don't. So we'll describe ourselves as 'nice' and 'helpful', because we think those are much better things to be. 

We want to create more content with better research, but we don't want to work for a company that won't let us mock them - because mocking media companies is one of our favourite things to do.

So that's why we're here! If you have a couple of dollars to spare each month or you want to make a one time donation, we can't promise we won't mock you, but we can promise that we'll keep making independent New Zealand satire.

Note: It’s US dollars! If you want the US dollar to collapse so we can use NZ dollars, we would imagine you don't have long to wait.
Tiers
The Interns
$1 or more per month
(USD) Welcome to the team! You’ll see all the updates and news about what’s happening in the world of WMBAD. Whenever we upload secret Patron-only content, you’ll get to see it. You’re also helping to support something silly and fierce and full of joy.
The Executive Assistants
$3 or more per month
(USD) You are the bibliography-funders. Since the creation of the $3 tier, we’ve been able to produce bibliographies for every WMBAD monologue. If it weren’t for you, we wouldn’t have references, and if we didn’t have references, where would we be? Surrounded by dead kittens.
The Members of Parliament
$5 or more per month
(USD) As well as gaining access to the Patron-only feed and funding our research, you'll also get your name included at the end of every single WMBAD monologue, so you can pause it, point at it, and say to your friends, “THERE. THERE’S MY NAME. LOOK AT IT.”
The Cabinet Ministers
$10 or more per month
(USD) On top of everything else, we'd also like to join you for a yarn! Join us for a beer and a Google Hangout on the second Thursday of every month. Let’s chat about life, politics, and comedy!
The Prime Ministers
$50 or more per month
(USD) On top of everything else, we'll create a private mini-rant once a month based on a topic you’ve voted for on a private post. It might not be as well-researched as a full monologue, but it’ll be a fun, satirical WMBAD rant created especially for you.
Goals
$317 of $325 per month
(USD) Brilliant! We're making a DIY teleprompter! Finally, Robbie can stop looking down. God damn I hate it when he looks down.
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Kia ora! My name is Robbie, and I’m another white man behind a desk.

The #WMBAD Team produces videos that The Huffington Post and Mediaite would probably describe as 'scathing' or 'vicious', if they had any idea who we were. Luckily, they don't. So we'll describe ourselves as 'nice' and 'helpful', because we think those are much better things to be. 

We want to create more content with better research, but we don't want to work for a company that won't let us mock them - because mocking media companies is one of our favourite things to do.

So that's why we're here! If you have a couple of dollars to spare each month or you want to make a one time donation, we can't promise we won't mock you, but we can promise that we'll keep making independent New Zealand satire.

Note: It’s US dollars! If you want the US dollar to collapse so we can use NZ dollars, we would imagine you don't have long to wait.

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Tiers
The Interns
$1 or more per month
(USD) Welcome to the team! You’ll see all the updates and news about what’s happening in the world of WMBAD. Whenever we upload secret Patron-only content, you’ll get to see it. You’re also helping to support something silly and fierce and full of joy.
The Executive Assistants
$3 or more per month
(USD) You are the bibliography-funders. Since the creation of the $3 tier, we’ve been able to produce bibliographies for every WMBAD monologue. If it weren’t for you, we wouldn’t have references, and if we didn’t have references, where would we be? Surrounded by dead kittens.
The Members of Parliament
$5 or more per month
(USD) As well as gaining access to the Patron-only feed and funding our research, you'll also get your name included at the end of every single WMBAD monologue, so you can pause it, point at it, and say to your friends, “THERE. THERE’S MY NAME. LOOK AT IT.”
The Cabinet Ministers
$10 or more per month
(USD) On top of everything else, we'd also like to join you for a yarn! Join us for a beer and a Google Hangout on the second Thursday of every month. Let’s chat about life, politics, and comedy!
The Prime Ministers
$50 or more per month
(USD) On top of everything else, we'll create a private mini-rant once a month based on a topic you’ve voted for on a private post. It might not be as well-researched as a full monologue, but it’ll be a fun, satirical WMBAD rant created especially for you.