Everything you get at the Bag Slapper level, but you prefer to give us more money because we're awesome and you can afford it. And maybe a coupon code for merch or some shit.

Get the bonus episodes, episode 88, and come on during the voicemail segment. Or if you'd prefer a 1 on 1 Zoom call we can do that too. Whatever you want, Rubber Dick! But one thing's for sure, we are no longer offering any Discord perks. None! That Discord server is much too spicy. Note: This is only for successful people who are awesome.