William Bernhardt is creating Books

VIP ACCESS

$1 /mo
THANK YOU! Everything helps. You will receive access to everything I post on the Patreon page, including messages, blogs, videos, early cover photos, and other fun and enlightening goodness.

ENCOURAGE EMAIL ENVY

$3 /mo
Triple Thank You! In addition to the rewards above, you'll receive a periodic message from me that only patrons get about what I'm writing, life, the universe, and anything I else that comes to min...
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PUZZLING PATRONS

$5 /mo
Everything above, plus you'll receive a digital download of a printable puzzle constructed by yours truly exclusively for my patrons four times a year. I've had several crosswords run in The New Yo...
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DIGITAL DARLINGS

$10 /mo
In addition to the above rewards, you'll receive a digital download of all the novels, stories and poems sponsored by this Patreon. You'll read it before anyone else, and in some cases, you'll read...
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BETA BENEFITS

$25 /mo
Everything above, plus you'll be my new beta readers. You'll receive the earliest version of everything--poems, stories, and novels, and you'll have a chance to give me feedback, while I revis...
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RED SNEAKER MENTORING

$50 /mo
In addition to everything above, Red Sneaker patrons will be entitled to attend one of my writing retreats each year without paying the registration fee. Check it out--this is a $499 value. They wi...
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RED SNEAKER MENTORING UNLIMITED

$100 /mo
People pledging at this level will receive unlimited attendance at writing retreats, unlimited access to teaching materials, as well as unlimited editing and critique, by...
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PRINT PATRONS

$125 /mo
Everything above, plus you'll receive autographed print copies of everything I publish--novels, nonfiction, and poetry. You'll even receive copies of those interim chapbooks. In your mailbox.

ARTISTIC MEDIOCRACY

$200 /mo
Pledge at this level and every time I mail one of those print works, yours will be personally signed and ILLUSTRATED by me. Okay, I'm not Picasso, but I do okay, and since I'll do each of these ind...
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UNDYING GRATITUDE

$300 /mo
On this level, you'll have my seriously undying gratitude, and that of my family, and while that won't pay any bills, it's something. In addition to all the above, you can choose a character n...
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TOO AWESOME TO CONTEMPLATE

$500 /mo
This would be a level of generosity too awesome for me to contemplate, but if you feel moved to do it, you're my new best friend. And in addition to all the above rewards, you can choose the c...
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