Willie Blueballs Johnson

is creating Blues music

1

patron

$9

per month
I was a blues legend and discovered the greatest blues cat of our time, Mr. Pnut. Now I sing the blues and I need money. 
Tiers
Food
$1 or more per month
Thanks for the money. I can eat beans.
Better Food
$5 or more per month
Thanks for the money. I can eat a small meal or buy some beers.
Old Crow
$10 or more per month
I'll treat myself to some fine whiskey.
Fancy Dinner Time!
$20 or more per month
I eat well and get wasted!
Motel Money
$50 or more per month
Maybe I can sleep somewhere other than my van.
A new guitar
$100 or more per month
My last one got stolen. So I could play more blues.
Willie gets a new vehicle!
$500 or more per month
My van is crap. I got ripped off.
I was a blues legend and discovered the greatest blues cat of our time, Mr. Pnut. Now I sing the blues and I need money. 

Recent posts by Willie Blueballs Johnson

Tiers
Food
$1 or more per month
Thanks for the money. I can eat beans.
Better Food
$5 or more per month
Thanks for the money. I can eat a small meal or buy some beers.
Old Crow
$10 or more per month
I'll treat myself to some fine whiskey.
Fancy Dinner Time!
$20 or more per month
I eat well and get wasted!
Motel Money
$50 or more per month
Maybe I can sleep somewhere other than my van.
A new guitar
$100 or more per month
My last one got stolen. So I could play more blues.
Willie gets a new vehicle!
$500 or more per month
My van is crap. I got ripped off.