Winfidel man in a van with a plan

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Chase bank stole my house out from under me. I spent one year in a tent, in a woods. I saved up for a van and for four years I've lived in a walmart parking lot. Last week I decided to write a screenplay based on things tweeted by Ricky Gervais. Why not? Everything he touches turns to gold. I'm 45 pages into this story based on his cat, current events and my homelessness. I need a laptop to help me write because library computer time is limited.
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Day at the Buffet
$10 or more per month only 100 left

I eat at a buffet and I take a photo and post it on twitter and facebook announcing who treated me to it. (All these meals help nourish me and help me in my artistic endeavor!) 

Unseen Forces Tier
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Quoted by any character in the screenplay. 

Angels Tier
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A character in the screenplay is named after you... with some input from you.

Instant Alibi
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Teflon Don Protection. You have one witness / alibi on retainer for any court proceeding.

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When I reach this goal I will disappear in the night leaving no trace of me ever having been here. No, I'll buy a laptop and finish this screenplay and begin work on the next one. I am a slave to comedy.
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Chase bank stole my house out from under me. I spent one year in a tent, in a woods. I saved up for a van and for four years I've lived in a walmart parking lot. Last week I decided to write a screenplay based on things tweeted by Ricky Gervais. Why not? Everything he touches turns to gold. I'm 45 pages into this story based on his cat, current events and my homelessness. I need a laptop to help me write because library computer time is limited.

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Tiers
Day at the Buffet
$10 or more per month only 100 left

I eat at a buffet and I take a photo and post it on twitter and facebook announcing who treated me to it. (All these meals help nourish me and help me in my artistic endeavor!) 

Unseen Forces Tier
$20 or more per month only 2 left

Quoted by any character in the screenplay. 

Angels Tier
$30 or more per month only 4 left

A character in the screenplay is named after you... with some input from you.

Instant Alibi
$40 or more per month only 1 left

Teflon Don Protection. You have one witness / alibi on retainer for any court proceeding.