Witches In Business are creating Mischief in the Jungle
3

patrons

$3
per month
Merry meet and merry part. Hafa adai from Guam. We are some not-so-basic witches sharing our love for nature, ritual, autonomy, sustainability, peaceful communication & relationships, alchemy of plants, food, remedies, diy stuff for personal and home, random mischief and adventures, strategies in business and mastery of the home (and the gremlins who might be inhabiting it), potential strong language, occasional consumption of alcohol, questioning of authority and life in general, some bending of the rules, a lot of laughter, a shipload of sarcasm, wrapped in 100% LOVE. Peace out and toodaloo mother-effers. 
Rewards
Random Whateverness
$1 or more per month 3 patrons
We shall share things, that is a promise. What it is, depends on what we feel in the moment. It could be a video, some random written thoughts, a funny photo or meme, maybe a cartoon about life that we draw ourselves, etc. Unpredictable musings. 
Straight Brew
$5 or more per month 1 patron
  • ALL the whateverness X 10. 
  • Unfiltered, raw, organic straight brew from 2 witches in business. Via video, audio, visual, or other mode of sensory activation. Basically you hear all of our ship, including some rare recorded phone conversations that we decided should be privy to others' ears. 
  • A few promos and giveaways may happen here with printable, art stuffs, tutorials, etc.
Straight Brew + Elixer of Life
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
  • ALL the whateverness X 10.
  • Unfiltered, raw, organic straight brew from 2 witches in business. Via video, audio, visual, or other mode of sensory activation. Basically you hear all of our ship, including some rare recorded phone conversations that we decided should be privy to others' ears.
  • Many promos and giveaways may happen here with printable, art stuffs, tutorials, etc.
  • We include some woo-woo shit here. Like magic, energy, higher-level intention, deeper consciousness tools and insight.
It's Getting Personal
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
  • ALL the whateverness X 10.
  • Unfiltered, raw, organic straight brew from 2 witches in business. Via video, audio, visual, or other mode of sensory activation. Basically you hear all of our ship, including some rare recorded phone conversations that we decided should be privy to others' ears.
  • Many promos and giveaways may happen here with printable, art stuffs, tutorials, etc.
  • We include some woo-woo shit here. Like magic, energy, higher-level intention, deeper consciousness tools and insight.
  • You get a magical shoutout on our page once a month. We love bomb the fuck out of you.
Consult the Bones
$50 or more per month 0 of 4 patrons
  • ALL the whateverness X 10.
  • Unfiltered, raw, organic straight brew from 2 witches in business. Via video, audio, visual, or other mode of sensory activation. Basically you hear all of our ship, including some rare recorded phone conversations that we decided should be privy to others' ears.
  • Many promos and giveaways may happen here with printable, art stuffs, tutorials, etc.
  • We include some woo-woo shit here. Like magic, energy, higher-level intention, deeper consciousness tools and insight.
  • You get a simple intuitive reading once a month. 
Goals
3 of 11 patrons
When we reach 11 Patrons, we are going to release our very first Patreon exclusive video!
2 of 2
Merry meet and merry part. Hafa adai from Guam. We are some not-so-basic witches sharing our love for nature, ritual, autonomy, sustainability, peaceful communication & relationships, alchemy of plants, food, remedies, diy stuff for personal and home, random mischief and adventures, strategies in business and mastery of the home (and the gremlins who might be inhabiting it), potential strong language, occasional consumption of alcohol, questioning of authority and life in general, some bending of the rules, a lot of laughter, a shipload of sarcasm, wrapped in 100% LOVE. Peace out and toodaloo mother-effers. 

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Rewards
Random Whateverness
$1 or more per month 3 patrons
We shall share things, that is a promise. What it is, depends on what we feel in the moment. It could be a video, some random written thoughts, a funny photo or meme, maybe a cartoon about life that we draw ourselves, etc. Unpredictable musings. 
Straight Brew
$5 or more per month 1 patron
  • ALL the whateverness X 10. 
  • Unfiltered, raw, organic straight brew from 2 witches in business. Via video, audio, visual, or other mode of sensory activation. Basically you hear all of our ship, including some rare recorded phone conversations that we decided should be privy to others' ears. 
  • A few promos and giveaways may happen here with printable, art stuffs, tutorials, etc.
Straight Brew + Elixer of Life
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
  • ALL the whateverness X 10.
  • Unfiltered, raw, organic straight brew from 2 witches in business. Via video, audio, visual, or other mode of sensory activation. Basically you hear all of our ship, including some rare recorded phone conversations that we decided should be privy to others' ears.
  • Many promos and giveaways may happen here with printable, art stuffs, tutorials, etc.
  • We include some woo-woo shit here. Like magic, energy, higher-level intention, deeper consciousness tools and insight.
It's Getting Personal
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
  • ALL the whateverness X 10.
  • Unfiltered, raw, organic straight brew from 2 witches in business. Via video, audio, visual, or other mode of sensory activation. Basically you hear all of our ship, including some rare recorded phone conversations that we decided should be privy to others' ears.
  • Many promos and giveaways may happen here with printable, art stuffs, tutorials, etc.
  • We include some woo-woo shit here. Like magic, energy, higher-level intention, deeper consciousness tools and insight.
  • You get a magical shoutout on our page once a month. We love bomb the fuck out of you.
Consult the Bones
$50 or more per month 0 of 4 patrons
  • ALL the whateverness X 10.
  • Unfiltered, raw, organic straight brew from 2 witches in business. Via video, audio, visual, or other mode of sensory activation. Basically you hear all of our ship, including some rare recorded phone conversations that we decided should be privy to others' ears.
  • Many promos and giveaways may happen here with printable, art stuffs, tutorials, etc.
  • We include some woo-woo shit here. Like magic, energy, higher-level intention, deeper consciousness tools and insight.
  • You get a simple intuitive reading once a month.