Wizard of Woah! is creating web-serials and comedic reviews
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For about two years now, I've been writing a superhero-adjacent web-serial called The New Humans. For even longer than that, I've also been writing comedic, long form riffs of whatever I feel like really over on spacebattles.com. With my Good Readers, I've covered everything from overly long, didactic Harry Potter fanfiction, to insane proto-Twilight novels, to much more popular web-serials than my own. So, I decided to create a Patreon for anyone who wants to support either of those endeavors.  

From now on, every second riff I write on SB will be decided via a poll open to all patrons, whether they pledge $1 or all the dollars. $5 will give you access to a regular, Patreon exclusive riff, usually of crazy fanfics I've until now only tormented close friends with. $10 dollars nets a single post book or movie review of your choice, and a $30 dollar pledge lets you request a full length riff of almost anything you like.

As for The New Humans, my creative process isn't really suited to bonus chapters and interludes, and I'd rather not have any of the story be behind a paywall while it's online at all. However, I will be writing some midquel novellas in between New Humans and its sequel, and all patrons get to vote on who we put under the spotlight.

If we reach $50 dollars a month, we'll be covering Kieron Gillen's magnum opus The Wicked+The Divine, from beginning to end. If we reach $100, we'll eventually be doing a series of threads entitled "Someday Save Me", where we'll cover the classic buggy prototype of the DC television lineup, Smallville. Every. Single. Episode.

Finally, if we reach a $150, we'll not only be commissioning character and website art, but chapter illustrations. 

That all said, I'm the Wizard of Woah! Thank you all for reading, all proceeds from this Patreon will go to art, domain renewals, review materials, and the various serums and pills I need to keep the House of Night flashbacks at bay.
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New Humans
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The terrible monsters who get to decide what the Wizard of Woah reviews next

Includes Discord rewards
Misspelled Vampires
$5 or more per month 0 patrons

The poor fools who wanted to see more of what the Wizard subjects himself to

Includes Discord rewards
Controversial Superheroes
$10 or more per month 0 patrons

These amazing people get to make the Wizard of Woah sit down and think about stuff

Australian Wizards
$30 or more per month 0 patrons

Makers of threads

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An issue by issue look at Kieron Gillen's The Wicked+the Divine.
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For about two years now, I've been writing a superhero-adjacent web-serial called The New Humans. For even longer than that, I've also been writing comedic, long form riffs of whatever I feel like really over on spacebattles.com. With my Good Readers, I've covered everything from overly long, didactic Harry Potter fanfiction, to insane proto-Twilight novels, to much more popular web-serials than my own. So, I decided to create a Patreon for anyone who wants to support either of those endeavors.  

From now on, every second riff I write on SB will be decided via a poll open to all patrons, whether they pledge $1 or all the dollars. $5 will give you access to a regular, Patreon exclusive riff, usually of crazy fanfics I've until now only tormented close friends with. $10 dollars nets a single post book or movie review of your choice, and a $30 dollar pledge lets you request a full length riff of almost anything you like.

As for The New Humans, my creative process isn't really suited to bonus chapters and interludes, and I'd rather not have any of the story be behind a paywall while it's online at all. However, I will be writing some midquel novellas in between New Humans and its sequel, and all patrons get to vote on who we put under the spotlight.

If we reach $50 dollars a month, we'll be covering Kieron Gillen's magnum opus The Wicked+The Divine, from beginning to end. If we reach $100, we'll eventually be doing a series of threads entitled "Someday Save Me", where we'll cover the classic buggy prototype of the DC television lineup, Smallville. Every. Single. Episode.

Finally, if we reach a $150, we'll not only be commissioning character and website art, but chapter illustrations. 

That all said, I'm the Wizard of Woah! Thank you all for reading, all proceeds from this Patreon will go to art, domain renewals, review materials, and the various serums and pills I need to keep the House of Night flashbacks at bay.

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New Humans
$1 or more per month 0 patrons

The terrible monsters who get to decide what the Wizard of Woah reviews next

Includes Discord rewards
Misspelled Vampires
$5 or more per month 0 patrons

The poor fools who wanted to see more of what the Wizard subjects himself to

Includes Discord rewards
Controversial Superheroes
$10 or more per month 0 patrons

These amazing people get to make the Wizard of Woah sit down and think about stuff

Australian Wizards
$30 or more per month 0 patrons

Makers of threads

Includes Discord rewards