Worker's Spatula are creating Marxist-Leninist satire
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Worker's Spatula is the premiere Marxist-Leninist satirical news source on Earth. We couldn't have reached the heights we have reached as the vanguard of the vanguard of the vanguard without the important dialectic of love and admiration that defines our relationship to the heroic masses, i.e., our readers.

We, like you, understand that you have to survive within capitalist modernity while organising for its eventual overturning. Worker's Spatula is an unorthodox part of our agitation and organisation, and we value you it as you do. We hope you will donate so that more time and resources can be dedicated to this unique part of communist discourse in the 21st century, and even consider becoming a sustainer, so that we can have a regular budget for our interventions into politics and propaganda.
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Monthly newspaper
$1 or more per month 3 patrons
  • Donate the equivalent monthly cost of a serious communist publication
  • If you're one of those who claim you like WS more than most actual organisational publications in English, here's your chance to prove it
Humourless Marxist Movie/Music Night
$5 or more per month 4 patrons
  • Get a Humourless Marxist Review of the album, film, or other artistic work of your choice
  • Get your name, a comrade's name, or an organisation's name inserted into a piece
  • Refer to yourself as "like Engels, but for the price of a beer"
Petty bourgeois pseudo-radicalism
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
  • Your name or Twitter handle will be graffiti'd in a public place and a photograph posted to the Spatula Facebook and Twitter
  • Plus all previous rewards
A pack of fags
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
  • We will ship you or a comrade one packet of cigarettes
  • Plus all previous rewards
Two packs of fags
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
  • We will ship you or a comrade a second packet of cigarettes
  • Plus all previous rewards
Worker's Spatula is the premiere Marxist-Leninist satirical news source on Earth. We couldn't have reached the heights we have reached as the vanguard of the vanguard of the vanguard without the important dialectic of love and admiration that defines our relationship to the heroic masses, i.e., our readers.

We, like you, understand that you have to survive within capitalist modernity while organising for its eventual overturning. Worker's Spatula is an unorthodox part of our agitation and organisation, and we value you it as you do. We hope you will donate so that more time and resources can be dedicated to this unique part of communist discourse in the 21st century, and even consider becoming a sustainer, so that we can have a regular budget for our interventions into politics and propaganda.

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Monthly newspaper
$1 or more per month 3 patrons
  • Donate the equivalent monthly cost of a serious communist publication
  • If you're one of those who claim you like WS more than most actual organisational publications in English, here's your chance to prove it
Humourless Marxist Movie/Music Night
$5 or more per month 4 patrons
  • Get a Humourless Marxist Review of the album, film, or other artistic work of your choice
  • Get your name, a comrade's name, or an organisation's name inserted into a piece
  • Refer to yourself as "like Engels, but for the price of a beer"
Petty bourgeois pseudo-radicalism
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
  • Your name or Twitter handle will be graffiti'd in a public place and a photograph posted to the Spatula Facebook and Twitter
  • Plus all previous rewards
A pack of fags
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
  • We will ship you or a comrade one packet of cigarettes
  • Plus all previous rewards
Two packs of fags
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
  • We will ship you or a comrade a second packet of cigarettes
  • Plus all previous rewards