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Pledge $1 or more per month
30 patrons
Little Boy From The Christmas Shoes

We appreciate your generous spirit! (And we hope Rob Lowe will pay it forward by helping you get those shoes your mom wants!) If you donate at this level you will get:
- A custom emoji thank you via the social media of your choice (or email if you're private)! 😘👏💯
- The chance to vote in an annual supporter-chosen poll to choose a book for us to read!
- Our undying gratitude.
Pledge $3 or more per month
35 patrons
Wolverine

Thanks for giving us the cost of a low-end Canadian beer, bub! At this level you get:
- Everything at Christmas Shoes Level
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A monthly email featuring behind-the-scenes notes on things we've read and things that got left out of the podcast for whatever reason, plus probably some GIFs of The Rock and other things relevant to our interests.
Pledge $5 or more per month
25 patrons
Lizard Person

Thanks, Lizard Person! We're glad you're sending us some of your treasure hoard instead of killing us. At this level of support, you get:
- Everything at Wolverine level
- If you stay subscribed at this level for at least 3 months, we'll thank you on the podcast! (Or give a shout out of some kind, if you'd prefer we not use your name. We'll be in touch!)
Pledge $10 or more per month
10 patrons
The Rock

Thank you! You're our Dwayne, our Rock, our Johnson. For your support at this level, you'll get:
- Everything at Lizard Person level
- If you stay subscribed at this level for at least 3 months, we'll send you a Duarte-themed thank you card in the mail! Because we're polite.
Pledge $20 or more per month
4 patrons
Carlisle Cullen

Thank you, Dr. Vampire, Vampire Doctor! We truly appreciate your support and will reward it with:
- Everything at The Rock level
- If you stay subscribed at this level for at least 6 months, we'll send you a care package of books and/or comics we think you'll like, plus a candy pairing!


Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
30 patrons
Little Boy From The Christmas Shoes

We appreciate your generous spirit! (And we hope Rob Lowe will pay it forward by helping you get those shoes your mom wants!) If you donate at this level you will get:
- A custom emoji thank you via the social media of your choice (or email if you're private)! 😘👏💯
- The chance to vote in an annual supporter-chosen poll to choose a book for us to read!
- Our undying gratitude.
Pledge $3 or more per month
35 patrons
Wolverine

Thanks for giving us the cost of a low-end Canadian beer, bub! At this level you get:
- Everything at Christmas Shoes Level
-
A monthly email featuring behind-the-scenes notes on things we've read and things that got left out of the podcast for whatever reason, plus probably some GIFs of The Rock and other things relevant to our interests.
Pledge $5 or more per month
25 patrons
Lizard Person

Thanks, Lizard Person! We're glad you're sending us some of your treasure hoard instead of killing us. At this level of support, you get:
- Everything at Wolverine level
- If you stay subscribed at this level for at least 3 months, we'll thank you on the podcast! (Or give a shout out of some kind, if you'd prefer we not use your name. We'll be in touch!)
Pledge $10 or more per month
10 patrons
The Rock

Thank you! You're our Dwayne, our Rock, our Johnson. For your support at this level, you'll get:
- Everything at Lizard Person level
- If you stay subscribed at this level for at least 3 months, we'll send you a Duarte-themed thank you card in the mail! Because we're polite.
Pledge $20 or more per month
4 patrons
Carlisle Cullen

Thank you, Dr. Vampire, Vampire Doctor! We truly appreciate your support and will reward it with:
- Everything at The Rock level
- If you stay subscribed at this level for at least 6 months, we'll send you a care package of books and/or comics we think you'll like, plus a candy pairing!