Worst First Dates

Worst First Dates

are creating a better way to break up with someone

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patrons
Join Comedians Brett Blake and Kelly Fastuca as they take each other on the Worst Dates Possible. Think of the worst place you could take someone for a date, Kelly and Brett have done it. 

Special guests come in each week from comedians to sex workers or even a therapy session with a sex therapist.

Lot's of roasting as everyone shares horrible dating, sex stories and some of us getting broken up with in a car. With the motor running. Took about 86 seconds.

If we are talkin the worst dating stories, then we want to keep bringing you the best content, the best guests in the best quality. Thank you for supporting us!
Download the podcast on itunes here:
https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/worst-first-da...
We are also on spotify!

http://worstfirstdates.libsyn.com/rss
https://www.facebook.com/worstfirstdatespodcast/
[email protected]
@kellyfastuca
@brettyblake
Joins us on facebook for worst first dates after dark!
Tiers
The Worst
$1 or more per month

You are the worst, so you don't get anything except our LOVE! Probably the worst on a date too. I hope you don't 'pay' for dates. 

Not a Closer
$2 or more per month

You are kind enough to just donate to us monthly. Not a closer, but you are helping. We will give you a shout out on the poddy and credits on any filmed pods

Drive by Patreon
$5 or more per month

Thanks for being so great! Hopefully you didn't leave the car in idle. You will get a bonus episode every month plus shout outs/credits.

From the hip
$10 or more per month

Thanks for being so great! You will get a bonus episode every month, a shout out credits and an intimate question of your choice answered by Brett and Kelly on a bonus pod

Dungeons and DUH's
$20 or more per month

Thanks for being so great! You will get a bonus episode every month, a shout out credits and an intimate question of your choice answered by Brett and Kelly on a bonus pod PLUS send us your tinder profiles and we will advise you where you have fucked up!

Take me out to the Pokies
$50 or more per month
Thanks for being so great! You will get a bonus episode every month, shout outs, intimate question, PLUS a special gift sent to you.  
The oracle
$100 or more per month

Thanks for being so great! You will get a bonus episode every month, a shout out and an intimate question answered by Brett and Kelly, PLUS a free ticket to any live show you want.

Swipe Right
$1,000 or more per month
Not only will you get all that is in $100 but come on the show and talk to us about your crappy dating life, we'll release it as a Patreon episode. Lucky you!
Cold as ice
$5,000 or more per month

This money will go towards kelly freezing her eggs and she will marry you.

Join Comedians Brett Blake and Kelly Fastuca as they take each other on the Worst Dates Possible. Think of the worst place you could take someone for a date, Kelly and Brett have done it. 

Special guests come in each week from comedians to sex workers or even a therapy session with a sex therapist.

Lot's of roasting as everyone shares horrible dating, sex stories and some of us getting broken up with in a car. With the motor running. Took about 86 seconds.

If we are talkin the worst dating stories, then we want to keep bringing you the best content, the best guests in the best quality. Thank you for supporting us!
Download the podcast on itunes here:
https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/worst-first-da...
We are also on spotify!

http://worstfirstdates.libsyn.com/rss
https://www.facebook.com/worstfirstdatespodcast/
[email protected]
@kellyfastuca
@brettyblake
Joins us on facebook for worst first dates after dark!

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Tiers
The Worst
$1 or more per month

You are the worst, so you don't get anything except our LOVE! Probably the worst on a date too. I hope you don't 'pay' for dates. 

Not a Closer
$2 or more per month

You are kind enough to just donate to us monthly. Not a closer, but you are helping. We will give you a shout out on the poddy and credits on any filmed pods

Drive by Patreon
$5 or more per month

Thanks for being so great! Hopefully you didn't leave the car in idle. You will get a bonus episode every month plus shout outs/credits.

From the hip
$10 or more per month

Thanks for being so great! You will get a bonus episode every month, a shout out credits and an intimate question of your choice answered by Brett and Kelly on a bonus pod

Dungeons and DUH's
$20 or more per month

Thanks for being so great! You will get a bonus episode every month, a shout out credits and an intimate question of your choice answered by Brett and Kelly on a bonus pod PLUS send us your tinder profiles and we will advise you where you have fucked up!

Take me out to the Pokies
$50 or more per month
Thanks for being so great! You will get a bonus episode every month, shout outs, intimate question, PLUS a special gift sent to you.  
The oracle
$100 or more per month

Thanks for being so great! You will get a bonus episode every month, a shout out and an intimate question answered by Brett and Kelly, PLUS a free ticket to any live show you want.

Swipe Right
$1,000 or more per month
Not only will you get all that is in $100 but come on the show and talk to us about your crappy dating life, we'll release it as a Patreon episode. Lucky you!
Cold as ice
$5,000 or more per month

This money will go towards kelly freezing her eggs and she will marry you.