William Stone III is creating Tales From SYL Ranch

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Close Person Friend of Bill!
$5 or more per creation patrons
You're Bill's close personal friend!

If you know where I stole that from, you get 10 points!

(Unfortunately, the points are made up and don't matter.  Yes, the points are just like clothes to a green Orion slave girl: they doesn't matter.)


You get:

  • A numbered, laminated wallet card!
  • Show all your friends and make them jealous!
Eagle One to Moonbase Alpha
$10 or more per creation patrons
All the benefits of being a Close Personal Friend of Bill, plus:
  • Request a mini-review of any genre.
  • It will become an ongoing review until the series ends!
  • There is no limit on the number of shows you may request!
  • The only thing I need to exclude is Mr. Robot.  That show is either nothing or ridden with so much symbolism that it's a job for Reddit!
Discovery to Jupiter
$15 or more per creation patrons
All the benefits of being a Close Person Friend of Bill, taking an Eagle to Moonbase Alpha, and:
  • You may request reviews of any film of any genre.
  • There is no limit on the number of reviews you may request!
  • The only restrictions are porn.  I have no idea how to review those, and it's not really appropriate for my show!
Enterprise to Vulcan
$20 or more per creation patrons
All the benefits of being a Close Personal Friend of Bill, taking an Eagle to Moonbase Alpha, taking the Discovery to Jupiter, and:
  • You may request any commentary on any socio-political or religious topic!
  • There is no limit on the number of topics you may request!
  • Simply be aware that you'll hear things from a libertarian (anarcho-capitalist) or atheist perspective.

    These topics tend to anger some people, so be prepared to be offended!