xwynns is creating Youtube Gaming Videos
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Hi, my name is Xavier and I make gaming videos on Youtube. I don't just make gaming videos though, I make a LOT of gaming videos and I make them with enthusiasm! You see, I love gaming and I always have. I love it so much that I've volunteered literally thousands and thousands of hours of my life to making games better, most notably Long War and Civilization. I also love to share my enthusiasm for gaming, which I do via Youtube even though it takes a lot of time to produce so many videos.

I really want to make even more gaming videos and make them all the time. Presumably you want to watch said videos and that's how you found your way to this site? So let's make a trade! I'll give you all of the following:
  • Hours of entertaining gaming videos nearly every single day!
  • Educational or informative videos, because I know lots of gaming things!
  • Fond memories of characters who died too soon while trying to make a name for themselves!
  • Emergent narrative up the proverbial wazoo! My channel has bromances, fel plots, heroes and villains, intrigue and mystery, and more!
  • I'll continue to help develop future games that maybe you'll waste lots of hours playing!
  • Exposure to new words or new ways of saying old words! You'll be the envy of all your friends when you impress them with your new vocabulary!
  • English Grammar lessons provided via public Youtube comments!
  • Heartbreak! Isn't it really awesome when your heart is NOT being broken? Yeah? You only know that because it was broken in the past though, so I promise to make sure you enjoy all the times I'm not breaking your heart when I'm not getting your favorite characters killed... by getting your favorite characters killed sometimes. BUT ONLY SOMETIMES*. *maybe
  • Family. I promise to care about all the virtual doofers you guys send me to include in games, like they were my own family*! How many Let's Players actually care about their characters? HRM?!? (*except the ones I don't like or who don't impress me or I grow bored of, just like my real family.)
  • Have you ever wondered how awesome it would be to sit around all day, every day, playing video games? Wonder no more as you can experience it first hand by living vicariously through me!
  • and much, much MORE, probably!

In return I only ask for one thing from you! Think about that!! I'm giving you at least 10 things, plus MORE things, probably, and all I want from you is one thing! That's a 10:1 ratio in your favor! Deal of a lifetime I say! Of course the one thing I want is your support here on Patreon so I can focus on making videos full time without either my videos suffering because of work or my work suffering because I'm making videos. I want my work to be my videos and you can help me make that a reality!

If you like what I do and want to see more, you can make that happen by pledging to one of the tiers on the side of the screen. There's even some token rewards and incentives in it for you! Assuming you count your virtual pawns being murdered before your very eyes as incentive...

If all of that hasn't convinced you yet, here is a picture of me with one of my cats: 3dot (the prettiest one!) Surely no one can resist giving money to someone who posts a cat pic?



Have you pledged yet? LOOK HOW CUTE 3dot IS!! How could you still be resisting? Is that even possible? FINE, I'll give you one more but if you look then you have to pledge!



3dot is the pretty one on the left (obviously), Nodot is the scraggle one on the right. I bet you can't guess why they are named that? I mean... super secrets and all! Now please go pledge so that I can get back to more dignified matters like playing videos games all day!

Thanks to everyone for your amazing support!
Tiers
Cordial Burninator
$3 or more per month
  • Regular videos!  Do you enjoy my videos and want to see more of them?  Then please consider supporting me here so I can keep making them! It takes a lot of time to put out hours of content every day and ad revenue from Youtube has become extremely volatile with their recent demonetization whims.  So please help me to help you enjoy your day by giving me your money so that I can play games and still pay my bills!


  • Adblock Absolution!  Do you hate ads as much as everyone else on the planet?!? Maybe you hate ads so much that you dare to block them even though you are denying hard working content creators, like myself, of their coveted few pennies every day? Perhaps you have emotions and this makes you feel bad, but you don't know what to do because you really, really hate all the ads? If you've answered yes to each of these questions than oh boy do I have the solution for you!  Support me at this tier and I'll unilaterally absolve you of any adblock guilt! Imagine living life, watching videos with no ads, all guilt-free: what a deal!  


  • Discord Bling! In human social groups it's very important to stand out among your peers, or so I'm told, and now you will!  Your name will appear Patreon orange on the discord server and you'll be the envy of everyone in all the lands!  Also I'll never miss your comments because they'll stand out.  
Includes Discord rewards
One Chance for No Pants!
$5 or more per month
  • Name-in-Game!  Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a Viking in olden times who just really, REALLY wanted everyone, even his siblings, to not be wearing pants?  Have you envisioned an alternate reality where it's the distant future and you're fighting aliens who dressed up like humans for years because they saw Men in Black and thought it was cool but then they took off their snake pants to reveal their true snake form and while all of this was happening you didn't care at all because you were knee deep in the most epic bromance of all time with a syrup loving, moose hugging, hockey playing Canadian? Well here is your chance to explore these deeply seeded fantasies, all from the comfort and safety of your chair!!! Why pay for therapy when you can instead pledge at this tier and you'll get a chance to work through your psychological issues by appearing in any of my game campaigns! Therapy is expensive, this tier is cheap, the choice is obvious!


  • Also all the stuffs from the tier above.
Includes Discord rewards
Three No-Eyed Viking Storytellers Except the One Guy with One Eye
$15 or more per month
  • 300% more Name-in-Game.  Why is this tier called Three No-Eyed Viking Storytellers Except the One Guy with One Eye? I have a better question, doesn't that one guy with one eye really stand out? Like how did he manage to lose only one eye when everyone else lost both? Will the one guy with one eye lose his other eye, and if so how, when and why?!? The most important question of all is: what if that one guy with one eye was... YOU?!? (dundundun) Imagine everyone being fascinated with your virtual persona, could you even handle all that e-fame without it going to your head? No seriously, COULD YOU?!? There is only one way to find out and that's by pledging at this tier to become a channel regular with a 300% higher chance of getting your Name-in-Game! Essentially making you and me part of one big really dysfunctional family, and you'd do anything for family, right? RIGHT? Like give them $15 a month until the end of time!


  • Warning.  People who pledge at this tier could be exposed to repeated traumatic virtual situations and strong bonds and epic memories that last a lifetime may result.


  • Name That Episode!  You'll have early access to videos where you can suggest video names and thumbnails! Fair warning though, this is a very strict and time consuming responsibility as I demand all suggestions be considered  for at least one second before submission. This is in no way me attempting to offload a time consuming and tedious part of making videos onto all of you.  IN NO WAY.


  • Also all the stuffs from the tiers above. 
Includes Discord rewards
Key All-Star MVP Player #1
$25 or more per month
  • Key to the Key All-Star MVP Player #1's.  What's a more convoluted and obtuse title than Key All-Star MVP Player #1? Why Key to the Key All-Star MVP Player #1's, of course!  Have you ever watched one of my videos where I forgot to name the Key All-Star MVP Player #1 and you were simply OUTRAGED?!?! Or maybe you watched one where I named someone other than who you thought should be the recipient?!? Unbaaaaalievable! Well now you can tell the entire world what you think, and have them see it, because I will heart your comment on youtube naming the Key All-Star MVP Player #1. Be it a Doofon or a blade of grass, I will make your voice heard! Needless to say, this is an extreme honor and I am definitely, DEFINITELY not running out of Patreon reward ideas...


  • 600% more Name-in-Game. I just spent 2 hours of my time trying to make the key-in-star banner image for this tier! Wait, that's not a good enough reason to pledge at this obscenely high level?  Well how about a bonus 100% Name-in-Game chance?  You'll be in practically every single series AND you'll look good doing it*!

    *Looking good, or the ability to look at all (due to lack of eyes), not guaranteed


  • Also all the stuffs from the tiers above.  
Includes Discord rewards
Executive Producer
$50 or more per month
  • 1500% more Name-in-Game. Apparently we've transcended into a reality where money has no meaning.  In this reality humans must barter for the items they desire with physical objects or promises conveyed by words that are properly pronounced and formulated with care and precision. So basically Star Trek. As grammar and proper wordsmithing is my specialty, I put the following exchange to you: I'll give you the same thing I give everyone else and you can give me a boatload of financial support and if you either invent or discover Dilithium crystals I can have the first one. This is a vastly better deal for you than it is for me, after all, we have gone to a reality where money has no meaning and let's be honest here, are you REALLY ever going to invent or discover Dilithium crystals? I'm getting the short end of the stick on this deal for sure but I like you, so not only will I make this deal but I'll throw in more bonus Name-in-Game chance, because, you know, you weren't already going to get into every series at the previous tier.


  • Executive Producer. Basically you're the elusive epic-voice council guy always shrouded in shadows at both the fringe and forefront of the story. Without you there might not even be a story, at least not as good of one so you deserve an Executive Producer credit at the top of the outro credit roll but remember to act NOW because this tier has limited availability!
     
  • Also all the stuffs from the tiers above. 
Includes Discord rewards
Goals
32% complete
I've already updated all my hardware and equipment, the only thing left is to generate enough revenue to make videos full time. Maybe one day...
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Hi, my name is Xavier and I make gaming videos on Youtube. I don't just make gaming videos though, I make a LOT of gaming videos and I make them with enthusiasm! You see, I love gaming and I always have. I love it so much that I've volunteered literally thousands and thousands of hours of my life to making games better, most notably Long War and Civilization. I also love to share my enthusiasm for gaming, which I do via Youtube even though it takes a lot of time to produce so many videos.

I really want to make even more gaming videos and make them all the time. Presumably you want to watch said videos and that's how you found your way to this site? So let's make a trade! I'll give you all of the following:
  • Hours of entertaining gaming videos nearly every single day!
  • Educational or informative videos, because I know lots of gaming things!
  • Fond memories of characters who died too soon while trying to make a name for themselves!
  • Emergent narrative up the proverbial wazoo! My channel has bromances, fel plots, heroes and villains, intrigue and mystery, and more!
  • I'll continue to help develop future games that maybe you'll waste lots of hours playing!
  • Exposure to new words or new ways of saying old words! You'll be the envy of all your friends when you impress them with your new vocabulary!
  • English Grammar lessons provided via public Youtube comments!
  • Heartbreak! Isn't it really awesome when your heart is NOT being broken? Yeah? You only know that because it was broken in the past though, so I promise to make sure you enjoy all the times I'm not breaking your heart when I'm not getting your favorite characters killed... by getting your favorite characters killed sometimes. BUT ONLY SOMETIMES*. *maybe
  • Family. I promise to care about all the virtual doofers you guys send me to include in games, like they were my own family*! How many Let's Players actually care about their characters? HRM?!? (*except the ones I don't like or who don't impress me or I grow bored of, just like my real family.)
  • Have you ever wondered how awesome it would be to sit around all day, every day, playing video games? Wonder no more as you can experience it first hand by living vicariously through me!
  • and much, much MORE, probably!

In return I only ask for one thing from you! Think about that!! I'm giving you at least 10 things, plus MORE things, probably, and all I want from you is one thing! That's a 10:1 ratio in your favor! Deal of a lifetime I say! Of course the one thing I want is your support here on Patreon so I can focus on making videos full time without either my videos suffering because of work or my work suffering because I'm making videos. I want my work to be my videos and you can help me make that a reality!

If you like what I do and want to see more, you can make that happen by pledging to one of the tiers on the side of the screen. There's even some token rewards and incentives in it for you! Assuming you count your virtual pawns being murdered before your very eyes as incentive...

If all of that hasn't convinced you yet, here is a picture of me with one of my cats: 3dot (the prettiest one!) Surely no one can resist giving money to someone who posts a cat pic?



Have you pledged yet? LOOK HOW CUTE 3dot IS!! How could you still be resisting? Is that even possible? FINE, I'll give you one more but if you look then you have to pledge!



3dot is the pretty one on the left (obviously), Nodot is the scraggle one on the right. I bet you can't guess why they are named that? I mean... super secrets and all! Now please go pledge so that I can get back to more dignified matters like playing videos games all day!

Thanks to everyone for your amazing support!

Recent posts by xwynns

Tiers
Cordial Burninator
$3 or more per month
  • Regular videos!  Do you enjoy my videos and want to see more of them?  Then please consider supporting me here so I can keep making them! It takes a lot of time to put out hours of content every day and ad revenue from Youtube has become extremely volatile with their recent demonetization whims.  So please help me to help you enjoy your day by giving me your money so that I can play games and still pay my bills!


  • Adblock Absolution!  Do you hate ads as much as everyone else on the planet?!? Maybe you hate ads so much that you dare to block them even though you are denying hard working content creators, like myself, of their coveted few pennies every day? Perhaps you have emotions and this makes you feel bad, but you don't know what to do because you really, really hate all the ads? If you've answered yes to each of these questions than oh boy do I have the solution for you!  Support me at this tier and I'll unilaterally absolve you of any adblock guilt! Imagine living life, watching videos with no ads, all guilt-free: what a deal!  


  • Discord Bling! In human social groups it's very important to stand out among your peers, or so I'm told, and now you will!  Your name will appear Patreon orange on the discord server and you'll be the envy of everyone in all the lands!  Also I'll never miss your comments because they'll stand out.  
Includes Discord rewards
One Chance for No Pants!
$5 or more per month
  • Name-in-Game!  Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a Viking in olden times who just really, REALLY wanted everyone, even his siblings, to not be wearing pants?  Have you envisioned an alternate reality where it's the distant future and you're fighting aliens who dressed up like humans for years because they saw Men in Black and thought it was cool but then they took off their snake pants to reveal their true snake form and while all of this was happening you didn't care at all because you were knee deep in the most epic bromance of all time with a syrup loving, moose hugging, hockey playing Canadian? Well here is your chance to explore these deeply seeded fantasies, all from the comfort and safety of your chair!!! Why pay for therapy when you can instead pledge at this tier and you'll get a chance to work through your psychological issues by appearing in any of my game campaigns! Therapy is expensive, this tier is cheap, the choice is obvious!


  • Also all the stuffs from the tier above.
Includes Discord rewards
Three No-Eyed Viking Storytellers Except the One Guy with One Eye
$15 or more per month
  • 300% more Name-in-Game.  Why is this tier called Three No-Eyed Viking Storytellers Except the One Guy with One Eye? I have a better question, doesn't that one guy with one eye really stand out? Like how did he manage to lose only one eye when everyone else lost both? Will the one guy with one eye lose his other eye, and if so how, when and why?!? The most important question of all is: what if that one guy with one eye was... YOU?!? (dundundun) Imagine everyone being fascinated with your virtual persona, could you even handle all that e-fame without it going to your head? No seriously, COULD YOU?!? There is only one way to find out and that's by pledging at this tier to become a channel regular with a 300% higher chance of getting your Name-in-Game! Essentially making you and me part of one big really dysfunctional family, and you'd do anything for family, right? RIGHT? Like give them $15 a month until the end of time!


  • Warning.  People who pledge at this tier could be exposed to repeated traumatic virtual situations and strong bonds and epic memories that last a lifetime may result.


  • Name That Episode!  You'll have early access to videos where you can suggest video names and thumbnails! Fair warning though, this is a very strict and time consuming responsibility as I demand all suggestions be considered  for at least one second before submission. This is in no way me attempting to offload a time consuming and tedious part of making videos onto all of you.  IN NO WAY.


  • Also all the stuffs from the tiers above. 
Includes Discord rewards
Key All-Star MVP Player #1
$25 or more per month
  • Key to the Key All-Star MVP Player #1's.  What's a more convoluted and obtuse title than Key All-Star MVP Player #1? Why Key to the Key All-Star MVP Player #1's, of course!  Have you ever watched one of my videos where I forgot to name the Key All-Star MVP Player #1 and you were simply OUTRAGED?!?! Or maybe you watched one where I named someone other than who you thought should be the recipient?!? Unbaaaaalievable! Well now you can tell the entire world what you think, and have them see it, because I will heart your comment on youtube naming the Key All-Star MVP Player #1. Be it a Doofon or a blade of grass, I will make your voice heard! Needless to say, this is an extreme honor and I am definitely, DEFINITELY not running out of Patreon reward ideas...


  • 600% more Name-in-Game. I just spent 2 hours of my time trying to make the key-in-star banner image for this tier! Wait, that's not a good enough reason to pledge at this obscenely high level?  Well how about a bonus 100% Name-in-Game chance?  You'll be in practically every single series AND you'll look good doing it*!

    *Looking good, or the ability to look at all (due to lack of eyes), not guaranteed


  • Also all the stuffs from the tiers above.  
Includes Discord rewards
Executive Producer
$50 or more per month
  • 1500% more Name-in-Game. Apparently we've transcended into a reality where money has no meaning.  In this reality humans must barter for the items they desire with physical objects or promises conveyed by words that are properly pronounced and formulated with care and precision. So basically Star Trek. As grammar and proper wordsmithing is my specialty, I put the following exchange to you: I'll give you the same thing I give everyone else and you can give me a boatload of financial support and if you either invent or discover Dilithium crystals I can have the first one. This is a vastly better deal for you than it is for me, after all, we have gone to a reality where money has no meaning and let's be honest here, are you REALLY ever going to invent or discover Dilithium crystals? I'm getting the short end of the stick on this deal for sure but I like you, so not only will I make this deal but I'll throw in more bonus Name-in-Game chance, because, you know, you weren't already going to get into every series at the previous tier.


  • Executive Producer. Basically you're the elusive epic-voice council guy always shrouded in shadows at both the fringe and forefront of the story. Without you there might not even be a story, at least not as good of one so you deserve an Executive Producer credit at the top of the outro credit roll but remember to act NOW because this tier has limited availability!
     
  • Also all the stuffs from the tiers above. 
Includes Discord rewards