I really want to make even more gaming videos and make them all the time. Presumably you want to watch said videos and that's how you found your way to this site? So let's make a trade! I'll give you all of the following:
- Hours of entertaining gaming videos nearly every single day!
- Educational or informative videos, because I know lots of gaming things!
- Fond memories of characters who died too soon while trying to make a name for themselves!
- Emergent narrative up the proverbial wazoo! My channel has bromances, fel plots, heroes and villains, intrigue and mystery, and more!
- I'll continue to help develop future games that maybe you'll waste lots of hours playing!
- Exposure to new words or new ways of saying old words! You'll be the envy of all your friends when you impress them with your new vocabulary!
- English Grammar lessons provided via public Youtube comments!
- Heartbreak! Isn't it really awesome when your heart is NOT being broken? Yeah? You only know that because it was broken in the past though, so I promise to make sure you enjoy all the times I'm not breaking your heart when I'm not getting your favorite characters killed... by getting your favorite characters killed sometimes. BUT ONLY SOMETIMES*. *maybe
- Family. I promise to care about all the virtual doofers you guys send me to include in games, like they were my own family*! How many Let's Players actually care about their characters? HRM?!? (*except the ones I don't like or who don't impress me or I grow bored of, just like my real family.)
- Have you ever wondered how awesome it would be to sit around all day, every day, playing video games? Wonder no more as you can experience it first hand by living vicariously through me!
- and much, much MORE, probably!
In return I only ask for one thing from you! Think about that!! I'm giving you at least 10 things, plus MORE things, probably, and all I want from you is one thing! That's a 10:1 ratio in your favor! Deal of a lifetime I say! Of course the one thing I want is your support here on Patreon so I can focus on making videos full time without either my videos suffering because of work or my work suffering because I'm making videos. I want my work to be my videos and you can help me make that a reality!
If you like what I do and want to see more, you can make that happen by pledging to one of the tiers on the side of the screen. There's even some token rewards and incentives in it for you! Assuming you count your virtual pawns being murdered before your very eyes as incentive...
If all of that hasn't convinced you yet, here is a picture of me with one of my cats: 3dot (the prettiest one!) Surely no one can resist giving money to someone who posts a cat pic?
Have you pledged yet? LOOK HOW CUTE 3dot IS!! How could you still be resisting? Is that even possible? FINE, I'll give you one more but if you look then you have to pledge!
3dot is the pretty one on the left (obviously), Nodot is the scraggle one on the right. I bet you can't guess why they are named that? I mean... super secrets and all! Now please go pledge so that I can get back to more dignified matters like playing videos games all day!
Thanks to everyone for your amazing support!