You Can't Do That

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YOU CAN'T DO THAT is a podcast about hockey from four women who have more opinions than information and LOTS of feelings about the Washington Capitals. 

Hosts and hockey coven members Catie, Eva, Kelly, and Rave, along with their producers Danielle and Laura, launched YCDT in February 2018. Since then our lil side project has grown more than we ever expected, and producing it has become a real source of joy for everyone involved.

As we head into YCDT Year 2, we'd love your help to grow even more. Besides making us feel DEEPLY loved, your support via Patreon will help us to cover our recurring expenses: monthly web hosting fees, annual licenses for our domain name and [frickin' rad] original music, and sporadic audio software/equipment maintenance costs. Your dollars will also help us expand the pod to offer merchandise, organize meet-ups, and more - the sky's the limit, y'all.

In this dumb world, few things are nicer than screeching and joking about silly hockey stuff with your friends. Even if you can't afford to chip in now, we're grateful to screech and joke with you.

the YCDT Hockey Coven

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