You Suck At Cooking

You Suck At Cooking

is creating funny cooking videos

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Pledge $1 or more per creation
Support at the $1 level and you'll have access to my patron-only activity which is sure to disappoint you on a daily basis. I don't really want to spend time on Patreon when I could spend time making more videos, so this probably won't be a bonus. More like a burden for all of us. 

Probably. Maybe. I'm really not sure. Then again I might write monthly haikus. 

Pledge $3 or more per creation
Want to see me make that thing you suggest?

I won't do it. Not even if you give me 3:00. I have a list I'm trying to work through but I'm never sure what I'm going to make until I'm pretty much doing it. Also, I am unbribable.

Then again, I might write a monthly limerick. 

Also, you get membership into the YSAC Secret Club 
Pledge $5 or more per creation
At this level I should be adding you to my credits list, because it can't possibly be worth $5.00 to watch a month's worth of my videos,  but guess what? I don't have one. So I'm not going to.

But I will make more videos. Probably. Maybe I'll write and post a free self-help book but I really doubt it. 

Also, you get membership into the YSAC Super Secret Club 

Pledge $10 or more per creation
Oh you want to see a bloopers reel after every video and a personal video thanking you?

Sorry. I can't do it. 

There are no bloopers. All my videos are done in one take and there are never any mistakes.

Also, you get membership into the YSAC Super Duper Secret Club  
This page is paused. Thanks to everyone who gave support! It is truly appreciated. 


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Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per creation
Support at the $1 level and you'll have access to my patron-only activity which is sure to disappoint you on a daily basis. I don't really want to spend time on Patreon when I could spend time making more videos, so this probably won't be a bonus. More like a burden for all of us. 

Probably. Maybe. I'm really not sure. Then again I might write monthly haikus. 

Pledge $3 or more per creation
Want to see me make that thing you suggest?

I won't do it. Not even if you give me 3:00. I have a list I'm trying to work through but I'm never sure what I'm going to make until I'm pretty much doing it. Also, I am unbribable.

Then again, I might write a monthly limerick. 

Also, you get membership into the YSAC Secret Club 
Pledge $5 or more per creation
At this level I should be adding you to my credits list, because it can't possibly be worth $5.00 to watch a month's worth of my videos,  but guess what? I don't have one. So I'm not going to.

But I will make more videos. Probably. Maybe I'll write and post a free self-help book but I really doubt it. 

Also, you get membership into the YSAC Super Secret Club 

Pledge $10 or more per creation
Oh you want to see a bloopers reel after every video and a personal video thanking you?

Sorry. I can't do it. 

There are no bloopers. All my videos are done in one take and there are never any mistakes.

Also, you get membership into the YSAC Super Duper Secret Club