The Zombie Adoption Program

is creating Interactive storytelling for supporters of the living impaired

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Shamblin' Type

reward item
$3
per month
As a Shamblin' Type subscriber, you'll adopt one of our livin' impaired residents, then start helping them live their best after-life! You'll receive:
  • Your choice of zombie to adopt
  • Welcome postcard of your zombie
  • Monthly digital newsletter from the Sanctuary
  • Monthly image of the zombies
  • Tier 1 patron voting (monthly)

Recently Un-Deceased

reward item
$5
per month
As a Recently Un-Deceased subscriber, you'll adopt one of our livin' impaired residents and guide them through their un-dead existence! You'll receive:
  • Your choice of zombie to adopt
  • Welcome postcard of your zombie
  • Monthly digital newsletter from the Sanctuary
  • Monthly image of the zombies
  • Tier 1 patron voting (monthly)
  • Tier 2 patron voting (monthly)
  • Handwritten letters from Handsome Farmer Curtis and the zombies at milestone anniversaries.

Livin' Impaired

reward item
$7
per month
As a Livin’ Impaired subscriber, you'll be the steward of your recently un-deceased! You'll receive:
  • Your choice of zombie to adopt
  • Welcome postcard of your zombie
  • Monthly digital newsletter from the Sanctuary
  • Monthly image of the zombies
  • Tier 1 patron voting (monthly)
  • Tier 2 patron voting (monthly)
  • Tier 3 patron voting (monthly)
  • Hand-crafted letters and artwork from Handsome Farmer Curtis and the zombies at milestone anniversaries
  • Access to the Livin’ Impaired patron community, featuring storytelling write-ins and direct access to Handsome Farmer Curtis

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patrons

$20

per month

About

Well howdy folks, welcome to my Sanctuary for the Livin’ Impaired.



My name is Handsome Farmer Curtis. I was just a simple farmer tryin’ to figure out how to move forward in these strange and frightenin’ times. Now, I’d tried the more conventional approaches to zombie control, even went as far as to hire a Zombie Hunter... but it was big-time spendy, and boy howdy, was clean-up a chore. Seemed a wasteful pity. That’s when it hit me. Heck, these shamblin’ types are just tryin ta un-live their best after-life. So I put two and two together and decided this land would be home to the Zombie Adoption Program.

And that’s where you come in. For as little as three dollars a month, you can help feed, clothe, and shelter one of the recently un-deceased, and help us make important decisions about their everyday care. Choose your favorite un-dead individual, then keep up with their keepin’ up as they settle into their after-life here at the Sanctuary. You'll be able to vote on everything from what we feed them, to how we exercise them, to what they do in their down time—and plenty more.

I'll keep you up-to-date about their activities with monthly letters and images of your recently un-deceased pals, along with other items dependin' on your level of support. I’m certain their days will be full of excitin’ moments, and I aim to keep you informed about each and every one of ‘em! Thanks again for your help. I surely am much obliged.
Goals
$20.40 of $250 per month
Handsome Farmer Curtis Gets an Intern!
Keepin' up with these shamblin' types is tougher than it sounds! Once the Sanctuary is pullin' in $250 a month, I'll be able to hire the services of an intern from a nearby university to help with muckin' out stalls, feedin' an' exercisin' the un-dead, and keepin' up with all you fine folks in our monthly correspondence.
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