The Zombie Adoption Program

is creating interactive storytelling for supporters of the living impaired.

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Shamblin' Type

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$3
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As a Shamblin' Type subscriber, you'll adopt one of our livin' impaired residents, then start helping them live their best after-life! You'll receive:
  • Your choice of zombie to adopt
  • Welcome postcard of your zombie
  • Monthly digital newsletter from the Sanctuary
  • Monthly image of the zombies
  • Tier 1 patron voting (monthly)
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Undead smiley's a whole mood. You'll get one after 3 months!

Recently Un-Deceased

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$7
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As a Livin’ Impaired subscriber, you'll be the steward of your recently un-deceased! You'll receive:
Includes Discord benefits
  • Your choice of zombie to adopt
  • Welcome postcard of your zombie
  • Monthly digital newsletter from the Sanctuary
  • Monthly image of the zombies
  • Tier 1 patron voting (monthly)
  • Tier 2 patron voting (monthly)
  • Tier 3 patron voting (monthly)
  • Hand-crafted letters and artwork from Handsome Farmer Curtis and the zombies at milestone anniversaries
  • Access to the Livin’ Impaired patron community, featuring storytelling write-ins and direct access to Handsome Farmer Curtis
Exclusive Merch
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Includes
  • Exclusive Mini Print - Art of Handsome out on the sanctuary. Yours after 3 months
  • Exclusive Sticker - Undead smiley's a whole mood. You'll get one after 3 months!

Livin' Impaired

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$15
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As a Revenant subscriber, you'll be the afterlife of the party! For sponsoring a zombie at this level, you'll receive:
Includes Discord benefits
  • Your choice of zombie to adopt
  • Welcome postcard of your zombie
  • Hand-crafted letters and artwork from Handsome Farmer Curtis and the zombies at milestone anniversaries
  • Access to the Livin’ Impaired patron community, featuring storytelling write-ins and direct access to Handsome Farmer Curtis
  • Monthly digital newsletter from the Sanctuary
  • Monthly image of the zombies
  • Handwritten letters from Handsome Farmer Curtis and the zombies at milestone anniversaries.
  • Tier 1 patron voting (monthly)
  • Tier 2 patron voting (monthly)
  • Tier 3 patron voting (monthly)
Exclusive Merch
Fulfilled by Patreon
Includes
  • Exclusive Mini Print - A new reward in your mailbox every 3 months for a year!
  • Exclusive T-shirt - A new reward in your mailbox every 3 months for a year!
  • Exclusive Mug - A new reward in your mailbox every 3 months for a year!
  • Exclusive Sticker - A new reward in your mailbox every 3 months for a year!

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$33

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About The Zombie Adoption Program

Well howdy folks, welcome to my Sanctuary for the Livin’ Impaired.

My name is Handsome Farmer Curtis. I was just a simple farmer tryin’ to figure out how to move forward in these strange and frightenin’ times. Now, I’d tried the more conventional approaches to zombie control, even went as far as to hire a Zombie Hunter... but it was big-time spendy, and boy howdy, was clean-up a chore. Seemed a wasteful pity. That’s when it hit me. Heck, these shamblin’ types are just tryin ta un-live their best after-life. So I put two and two together and decided this land would be home to the Zombie Adoption Program.

And that’s where you come in. For as little as three dollars a month, you can help feed, clothe, and shelter one of the recently un-deceased—and help me make important decisions about their everyday care. Choose your favorite un-dead individual, then keep up with their keepin’ up as they settle into their after-life here at the Sanctuary. You'll be able to vote on everything from what we feed them, to how we exercise them, to what they do in their down time—and plenty more.

I'll keep you up-to-date about their activities with monthly letters and images of your recently un-deceased pals, along with other items dependin' on your level of support. I’m certain their days will be full of excitin’ moments, and I aim to keep you informed about each and every one of ‘em! Thanks again for your help. I surely am much obliged.
Goals
$33.45 of $150 per month
Audio Updates!
I'd like to make the after-lives of these zombies accessible to as many folks as possible. So, when the ZAP is earnin' its keep (and keepin' up these zombies) I'll start sendin' audio versions of our updates to all our subscribers. 
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